Welcome to Bro Island: Of Farts, Sumo Panties and Aura Readings

Yara is a gem. A gemstone, even a crystalline prism that radiates a thousand joyful colors and infects its whole troop of testosterone with its wonderfully positive energy. She sparkles and smiles. She can’t dance, she can puzzle. She doesn’t like parties, she likes puzzles. And she says, if you want three kids, “you need a huera grossas car.” And probably many more puzzles.

This is the season with the most adorable, fun and playful bachelorette.

The season when muscular hunks open up uninhibitedly for a visualization meditation led by epic Gregory (unproven self-description). And in her imagination – even before the actual Rose Night – standing in front of Yara and letting “a certain peace of mind, a smile and a sex appeal d’energy dur” flow. But above all they want to be “stable si”.

It’s the season when auras are masterfully read – “reddish acceptance!” (James) – and even farts are free.

Amir: “Bro, you don’t fart!”
Sandra: “It chunt aifach use, I can’t Bro, lactose intolerance!”

When people respond to lactose intolerance with acceptance, when Jesus and Uriella shake hands, you immediately feel like painting a mandala. And I don’t mean to babble right away, but such a respectful and deep coloring, possibly to Tibetan singing bowl sounds and with the tongue slightly out, so that not a single line goes over the edge out of pure concentration. And it must absolutely be one with Yara as the radiant Virgin Mary in the center please. Surrounded by fat-cheeked candidates blowing their trumpets…

Hold on… Midjourney can you help me…

Even if Amir says this isn’t Bro Island after all, somehow it feels just like it. The density of bad guys seems to be negligibly small. The one who could have had what is needed has already “waved his tongue” (Gustav quote), with his tongue, so to speak, in the mouth of a strange, unmarried woman, and was therefore immediately put on edge.

And when three go on a date with the bachelorette and the 14 left behind cheer, roar and clench confidently because they are now “for eus the pole only one shiiit!” then it’s kind of the clearest sign in the long history of gang bromance characters, rather than the “brain superiority” Sergio likes to talk about.

Especially when the candidates immediately start splashing together like in Roman times and in the evening dig out their finest glitter clothes for the “Fire & Flame” party, everyone sparkles as if they have smeared glue on random parts of their bodies and then possibly in uncle’s Dagobert. money store or Cleopatra’s jewelry box.

Or they are nimble, almost Bacchae, in the intoxicating anticipation of this upcoming “Fire&Flame” festival, danced in the moonlight in the Thai undergrowth and, wrapped in airy silk fabrics, hung each other with bows, pearl necklaces and all sorts of other jewellery, giggling and playfully shy at first, but once smug, and reflected in the loving eyes of her brothers, everyone soon saw that he had now truly become the purest jewel, precious and beautiful. And only when Yara descended the steps of the Villa Virginis and showered her gilded entourage with favor did the silent signs of mutual admiration begin to waver.

However, Amir not only shines in his cut-out Vatican cover shirt, but also with his sayings.

When Gustav interrupts his one-on-one conversation with the bachelorette, he says very relaxed:

bam Mowed down the competitor with a chess reference, this master of all «Bachelorette» lines to date! Instead, Gustav very carefully stared at Yara’s leg and saw the tattooed clock there, which he misinterpreted a bit, but at least he saw it. It’s a quarter to five. Yara’s birth.

For Ramon, however, it is already five to twelve. Because he just gave James the Bachelorette without a fight, which he thought was “not gfalla at all”. After all, she had planned a surprise double date, but thanks to Ramon’s utter resignation, it turned into a single date for James.

And this wasn’t just any date. So let’s look at it in three different time perspectives:

1. Before the date

James imagines the cozy two with the bachelorette as follows:

2. During the date:

So the reality: Sunset takes place right after Ramon’s offended departure.

This is followed by a cryptic auditory reading:

«As sölli saw, you are very active, what you think makes no sense s’turquoiseI have, you know, I have several, where chli jump used, usually beautiful four pictorial auras where echoed somehow, and if you are a man, where you will regret it, because there is a black dot in the middle , I can see that you need That’s so chli ehner de rotis Other where you are, the aura, red is acceptance, you are very spiritual, especially you are very many trains and arms where gäl isso you are a very skillful man.”
James

3. After the Date:

James describes his evening date for Salvatore:

ok james

In the end, the Bachelorette’s glowing red aura acceptance was enough for Sandro’s lactose-intolerant gut, but not his party spirit. Together with Henry (is it because of his necklace?) he has to fly home after the fraudulent Sven.