Here Are 26 “Funny” Quotes You “Must See”

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So… With a lot of Speuz, or what?

So probably not in this millennium. Or is that what the cafe is called?

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So minimal risk. But maybe a little.

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But don’t be surprised…

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I would risk it.

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This supermarket gets it. The vegetables are finally red.

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“Closed”. So open?

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«Lisa». Name known at the hair salon.

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Ooh. Again elephant eggs for breakfast.

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To a certain extent: “Accident pretty nice!”

The problem with the quotation marks is of course known not only in our part of the world, but also in English speaking countries…

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«Stairs» – or maybe just a black hole.

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“Security Officer” – The sign is probably right.

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If you want to “put it on a stick”, do we do it “if we can”? Why does this sign inadvertently conjure up fantasies?

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Timmy goes on a trip with “Officer” Sandusky.

Run, Timmy!

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What is this «Second Service» and why am I having fantasies again?

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Two of the “nice” people in life.

Sorry Jen and Ted, they sure don’t mean it.

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He wants to fool us! Better not choose him.

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Pssst: It’s a turd.

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That would make a great motivational quote for the office wall. And don’t lie, thanks to quotes.

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Someone who misses their child?

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“Proud mother.

Are you sure Karin?

Thanks for “reading” this far. Must have been “nice”.

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The idiot empty.

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