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YB: Competition wanted!
We, the Young Boys sports club in Bern, have a problem: with one exception, we have usually celebrated the championship title in the spring in recent years. We don’t want that anymore. In addition, competition stimulates, challenges and makes us better. We need serious opponents for that.
As a foreign club, do you play in midfield in one of Europe’s top leagues? Then apply with us in the Super League.
Important: Applications from top clubs such as Borussia Dortmund, who would like to become champions again and hope to do so in this way, are rejected.
Interested parties can contact the Swiss Football League, Maulbeerstrasse 10, PO Box 3001 Bern.
Servette FC: I desperately wanted an ice cream maker
Our ice hockey players have achieved what we football players dream of since 1999. This year they became Swiss champions for the first time in their history.
To bring some of the city’s huge enthusiasm for ice hockey to the Stade de Geneve and as a symbol of passion and success, we, Servette FC, are looking for an ice machine – used or new. Productivity: from 500 kg/24h. Preferably including cooling unit.
Do you have an ice machine for sale? Please contact our new trainer René Weiler.
FC Lugano: Experienced movers wanted
Do you have a means of transport, a valid driver’s license, can you lend a hand and do you have no further obligations? Then you’re our wife, our man for this 60 percent job. Because at FC Lugano we have been on the road almost non-stop this season.
We play our away games all over Switzerland and all over Europe. Our national and international home games in Lugano, Zurich or Geneva.
Interested parties can contact Martin Blaser, Managing Director.
FC Luzern: Zen master wanted
We, FC Luzern, would have everything to be successful. We just like to go our own way every now and then. We are almost at each other’s throats internally on the bench, we have the player with the most fouls and most yellow cards in the squad, we have one of the loudest benches in Super League and we fight with particularly hard dressings on the carpet between the main shareholders.
Judges and justices of the peace have their hands full with us, lawyers and counselors earn good money, only we hit and kick on the spot.
That is why we want to break new ground and are looking for a Zen master. Anyone who manages to get our protagonists to live in harmony with themselves and the environment from now on will receive a box for a season as a reward.
Send your application to [email protected]. Keyword: “Peace on Pilate”.
FC Basel: Looking for archery courses
Who offers archery courses? We, at FC Basel, are counting on the departure of our super scorer Zeki Amdouni and want other players to step into the breach for him.
That is why we are looking for trial archery courses for beginners and intensive courses for advanced students.
We are about 30 young men (group discount desired!) and opt for the cheapest offer. We bring our own food.
Those interested can meet David Degen in the FCB fan shop in St. Jakob Park.
St. Gallen: trainer chair for rent
A great opportunity for all FC St. Gallen fans! For home games we rent out the best seat on the bench of FC St. Gallen. It is padded, comfortable, with the best view of the field, guaranteed free and has not been used for years.
Because our coach for the long term prefers to coach standing or hopping on the sidelines.
This offer is initially valid for all matches of the 1st team until the summer of 2027. Then Zeidler would officially retire, at least in terms of age.
Interested? Please contact Matthias Hüppi.
GC: 尋找保姆Xúnzhǎo bǎomǔ*
We at GC are looking for a pedagogical employee for the campus in Niederhasli ZH immediately or by appointment.
GC is an international and diverse company and has the youngest team in the Super League. Our owners are Chinese, our president is English, our headquarters are in Zurich, our players come from countries such as Japan, Latvia, Canada, the Netherlands and Nigeria, and our coach is from Bern.
If you are motivated and have extensive knowledge of foreign languages such as Chinese, English, Portuguese, please contact Jenny Wang.
* Looking for a babysitter
FC Zurich: Report of missing person “No. 9” Alhassane Nonda
His name is Alhassane, Shabani, Keita or Nonda. He is from Guinea or Burundi. He is fast, has an excellent nose for goals and, at best, is even transfer-free.
Does he want to make history and become the first top scorer in Super League in FCZ clothes in the era of President Ancillo Canepa?
Then he’s our man!
Anyone who has found our future “No.9” and crowd favorite should immediately contact Milos Malenovic, player and FCZ advisor. Guaranteed a small finder’s fee.
FC Winterthur: giving fans away
We are FC Winterthur and we have a problem: we are too popular! The Schützenwiese is sold out for almost every home game, all season tickets were gone after just a few hours, against strong teams we were able to fill the stadium three times.
That’s why we borrow our fans. For a soft price! You get a fan for a game for a bottle of raspberry or strawberry syrup (for our legendary syrup curve). A fan for a season for 20 bottles.
Whether woman, man, teenager, noisy, quiet, fat or thin, big or small. We have all fans in our range. Grab it! It took a long time.
Lausanne Sport: Looking for a lift boy or lift girl
We are the ultimate lift team in Switzerland. Down, up, down, up, down, up in the past nine years. That is why we are looking for a liftboy or liftgirl
Your tasks:
- You keep a cool head, even when things get hectic.
- They speak perfect French, German and English.
- They stylishly guide us in all directions.
The interview will take place at the Stade La Tuilière. References are not necessary.
Yverdon Sport FC: exchange points
We at Yverdon Sports put it in a nutshell: because we fear that we will end up with too few points at the end of the season, we collect every point in advance.
We will exchange every point you bring in for a voucher for a home match. Whether meeting point, cumulus point or super map point, boiling point, freezing point, melting point, penalty point, view point or starting point.
Meeting point at the secretariat in Stade Municipal, 1400 Yverdon-Les-Bains during office hours
Stade-Lausanne-Ouchy: Spectators wanted!
We are looking for: fans, spectators. Whether young or old, woman or man, football connoisseur or amateur. Everyone is welcome at the Pontaise.
We offer: a historic stadium with lots of space. If desired, each fan can have its own row of seats. If you buy a VIP ticket, you get a block for yourself. Whoever buys a VIP VIP ticket gets a whole grandstand.
Bonus I: Each spectator gets a free vuvuzela.
Bonus II: Every 100th viewer gets a luxury watch. If there are not 100 present at a match, the luxury watch will still be raffled among the Ouchy fans present.
If we have piqued your interest, come to the Pontaise on July 26 at 8:30 pm.
Source : Blick
I’m Emma Jack, a news website author at 24 News Reporters. I have been in the industry for over five years and it has been an incredible journey so far. I specialize in sports reporting and am highly knowledgeable about the latest trends and developments in this field.
