Done with FUCK, SHIT and Co.! There are much better English swear words, you TWATS

There are some English expressions that I can’t live without, even after living in Switzerland for more than half my life. nonsense, about. Or wimp. Yes, it’s about them Power words that help you to get over the smaller and bigger annoyances of everyday life.

English is, of course, such a ubiquitous world language that coarser anglicisms have long since found their way into the Everyday language use in Switzerland have nested. “Fuck that’s awesome! Shit, mon. Crazy.” Or: “I’m fucking grown up. Talk to me like that!”

fuck And shit. Big words, sureespecially since the participle fuck is simply untranslatable into German. no one damn idiot is not a fucking idiot, just a fucking idiot. And on top of that damn is still damn civil.

But fuck And shit are also fucking boring. people, listen: If you already want to use English swear words, use better ones!

For example:

Means: «jerk». Have a jerk means take one off. A load of wank but means «a lot of nonsense». In any case, there is something pompous and pompous about the term, which comes across as somewhat prosaic at first. His motivational speech was full of jerks means his presentation at the team event was a bunch of inflated sentences. But ultimately it is a total wanker plain and simple “a ready bastard”, just like…

Synonymous with wankeras a result of which thrower suggesting something boasting: a BMW driver is, by definition, one thrower; and if he cuts you off, then he is one wanker. Equivalent to wiggle there is also the form of the noun here: A lot of throwing (“a bunch of boastful chatter”) or I couldn’t give a ball (“I don’t give a shit”).

And now:

Actually it is wimp an expression for “vagina”; similar to «fotze», only slightly less pejorative and disrespectful. But above all there is one wimp a “self-righteous idiot”. Interestingly, men are almost exclusively thought of wimps marked, similar to …

Yes, that also means “cunt”. Here, too, men are more likely than women pussies titled. But with the women She’s a bit of an asshole (“She’s kinda clumsy sometimes”) commonplace. The present participle cunt is often used as an adjective, with what that bitch represents the pinnacle of the asshole personified. Moreover, the band still exists twunt.

Actually means “animal stable”. But: “Oh, bastards!” means “Oh shit”. “That’s nonsense!” means “That’s not true!”. FCZ is ballocks this season speaks for itself and makes sense total and utter nonsense equal to a load of wank. In addition, there is an increase assholes. But watch out:

By preceding the definite article the the meaning is reversed: The bastards means “great in every possible way” and “The Bullshit of the Dog” is “the best ever”. For example: watson.ch is the rubbish!

The Ami says “OMG!”, you kids of the 90s might just say “Wow awesome!” and sober citizens of a certain age say “You kiss my Tschööpli!” And we like to say Bother me! But “Buggers!” can also stand alone as an exclamation (see Captain Jack Sparrow). The real meaning of assholes, namely getting someone anal, secondary. If something accursed then it is “broken”. And What the hell is this supposed to be? means “What the hell is that supposed to be?”.

fuck me! = Bother me! = «Don’t have me!» But if you want to comment on something that’s really incredible, use the side-to-side increase. Alternative: Fuck me run!

shag – one of the best expressions ever – means “to fuck”. Just as intense as fuckbut without being wholly derogatory. Hello dear ones! Fancy a shag? is therefore meant to be kind, if not exactly subtle. shaved but means «broken», «worn out»: i need a new pair of chucks. My old ones are completely broken. So the following sentence is perfectly legit: Sorry, I’m all fuckin’ today, ’cause we were fucking all night.

you are today shaved? Well, maybe because you last night rat-arsened were, ie “drunk”. It’s Friday night – let’s get all perky!

knob (= «handle», «knob», «gag») is again a metaphor for the widely popular «penis». Only “jerk” isn’t even half as good a phrase as idiot.

If it is “Scheisse”, then it is the Scottish version that (coincidence?) is referring to fight rhymes Continue would be there asshole for “someone who talks complete shit all the time”.

Plus, British English is one of the most creative languages ​​in the world when it comes to coming up with new swear words. Here is a small selection as a follow up.

So, dear Swiss! Instead of “Föck, that’s great!” to yell, try “Bugger me!” from now on. or “Fuck me sideways!” And let those who deserve it feel free to say they are a bunch of assholes.