Picdump 32 – if a loaf eats bread first then bread then memes can’t be far off

Last week a 4-day week, this week a 4-day week, we could get used to that. So dear Federal Councilor, if you are reading along, we are more than willing to give up a working day in the future. But certainly not on Wednesday, because the best memes of the week are posted there every week. Here we go!

But first the cover photo:

The idea came from:
Maroni

The cover photo must contain:
Bernd the bread eats bread

And this is what the work should be called:
Anarchy!

Not in the mood for the best of? Okay, then we’ll go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳

“Car noise prices.”

“A modern cruise ship compared to the Titanic.”

“Only for tobacco.”

“I hate lazy people.”
“Why? We haven’t even done anything.”

“Thanks. I’ll never forget that. I’d fight for you.”

« Do it yourself on a budget question: Can I see pictures of people who have built their television into the wall? Thank you very much.”
“No problem.”

Michelangelo’s David is not suitable for children. Cover that dirt!”

“A girl who works as a cashier.”

“Woman Arrested For Training Squirrels To Attack Ex-Boyfriend.”

“The mini heart attack you get when you don’t feel one of these things in your pocket.”

“A man who only knew Jesus professionally: ‘Honey, did you hear they crucified our carpenter?'”

“That man does everything backwards.”

*many different languages*

“Death metal triangle player.”

“Now that April 1 is over, everything on the internet is true again.”

“Sometimes the bees get tired of flying and fall asleep among the flowers with pollen on their bottoms.”

“I’ve been menstruating for 26 years and I still haven’t learned that if I think ‘everything sucks and it’s never going to get better’ that means the bleeding will start in 48 hours.”

“Why poker isn’t popular among chameleons.”

Finally Wednesday again!

Certainly was Deep house song

“This is the weirdest karaoke place I’ve ever seen.”

Then you immediately know that you are right.

“It was in my dentist’s waiting room.”

Lesson learned without reading the book.

“If you order a book called How to Cheat People and it still hasn’t arrived after three months:”

Of course, many of them are also very sweet.

“Pug Owner: ‘My little baby.'”
“The Pug:”

Keep that in mind the next time you want to click “Decline” again.

“Websites when you first visit them:”

This is what I look like when I unlock comments in the morning must be able to.

“Did you sleep well?”
“I:”

But even that doesn’t always work for some people.

“The trick to always being the smartest, funniest, and funniest person in the room is to stay home.”

And in the end, he definitely wins no matter what you do.

“My 5-year-old is explaining to me the rules of a game he invented.”

Science!

“The only known photograph of Schrödinger’s cat.”

Before I was 30, I thought these kinds of memes were funny.

“If you’re over 30 and fall asleep in a weird position, ‘I hurt myself today.'”

Shaken, not stirred.

“Look at that angry martini.”

“Disco Steve is IN THE HOUSE” *Oliver Baroni accent*

Definitely works for dumb burglars.

“I take off my boots so that if a burglar enters my apartment, he will think I’m very tall.”

valid objection. 😅

“Tigers have ‘false eyes’ in the back of their ears to prevent predators from attacking them from behind.”
“I’m slightly less afraid of tigers, but 1,000x more afraid of anything the tiger thinks is a predator.”

There are still a few weeks to go.

“Me, at the end of March, thinking about how I promised myself I’d lose weight by summer.”

Fact!

“Brendan Fraser and Keanu Reeves could make a movie together that would just be called ‘movie’ and we’d all see it in theaters.”

I don’t want people like that in my life!

“When you write someone a question and that person responds with a phone call.”

It really looks exactly like this. 😂

“Rich people before plastic surgery.”
“Rich people after plastic surgery.”

If that’s not good advertising.

“Prior to.” “Subsequently.”

The humanity of today.

“Wow, clear skin, what’s your skin care routine?”
“I:”

It gets worse when you have to pee.

“I wait for visitors to leave so I don’t have to greet them.”

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 😁

“Different Mating Calls from the Animal Kingdom.”
“I love your memes.”

That’s enough for another month.

“When you’ve been at a social event all day and you’re finally ready to go.”

They just live their best life.

“Relationship Goals.”

Who remembers Corona?

“How the final exam students get their diploma this year.”

And still amazed every morning that the neck hurts.

It’s long minutes.

“If I see someone I know and I have to hide and wait for them to go away.”

😑

“If you tell a joke that’s this funny, HR wants to hear it.”

Or “You too!” after the meal has been served in the restaurant.

“My last two brain cells after I accidentally said ‘love you’ to the bus driver instead of ‘thank you’.”

Who knows?

“Friend: ‘Where do you see yourself in 10 years?'”
“Me *why I like cats more than people*”

Funny because: it is! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️😅

“At 17: *sneaks out of the house to go to a party*”
“At 37 years old: *sneaks away from a party to go home*”

Thanks Mom.

“I almost went to jail because of the way my mom packed my lunch.”

Force of habit. 🤷 ♂️

“The fork.” “My dinner.”
“The knife I took out but don’t really need.”

Absolutely understandable.

“During the making of ‘Jurassic Park’ (1993), T-Rex was known to sweat profusely, as it was his first role in 55 million years.”

But we would like to know that too!

“Samsung’s new refrigerator will contact you by phone if you leave the door open.”
“Why doesn’t he just close the door himself if he’s so smart?”