Picdump #24 – by the community, for the community

As you all know, the picdump lives only because of you. With comments, flashes and hearts you help keep him alive. That’s why I always try to do the best for you. So those who have been around for a while know that your opinion is important to me. Long story short, your voice is in high demand again.

Thank you! And now enough chatter. Let’s take a look at what you’re here for.

Okay, the cover photo should still be there.

The idea came from:
Pizza hunter

The cover photo must contain:
Unfortunately the cover image could not be loaded.

And this is what the work should be called:
Wrong!

Not in the mood for the best of? Okay, then we’ll go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳

“It’s for the best, Herb. You press this button, a bell rings and a snack comes out.”

“Did you know? Driving fast causes hair loss.”

“Chinese publish first photos of balloon from Missouri.”

“The real reason why evolution started: ‘Don’t run when I talk to you.'”

“Find eight differences between the two pictures.”

“An adult please.”
“I know you three are sheep in raincoats.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes. Look: one, two, three…»

“Hey Mike, I’ve been so horny since I met you! I’ve never felt this way after meeting a man.”
“Sorry? Who are you?”
“I’m glad your phone is working. Here’s your window cleaner and you still owe us the amount for the last three cleanings. Please settle your bill before we forward it to small claims court.”

A play on words. 🤷 ♂️

For the community! ❤️

What a disaster.

“The ‘English as a second language’ course that was scheduled for tonight has been cancelled.”

LeBron was lucky that this is only now a problem.

In case you don’t understand the headline:

But as user natalie74 so aptly wrote, “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. After that you are smarter, but the frog is dead.”

Are you listening to one of your parents right now?

“The house my family can afford:”
“The house my family could afford if I turned off the lights:”

So naive…

“Me after my morning poop, because I think I can cover up the smell with some Glade Hawaiian Breeze air freshener.”

Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t know that.

“Problematic Age Difference.”

Then you just have to look for a dodo. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

“I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly ruin your plans.”

The classic.

“The drinks don’t hit.”
“10 minutes later:”

Apology accepted!

“Little apologies.”

Almost a childhood memory of the Badi.

“I don’t care, I’m starting to eat this bed.”

who also feels it

So that you too have learned something today.

Lies, nothing but lies.

“If you ate your carrots as an 8-year-old and end up having to wear glasses: ‘You were wrong! You were dead wrong!'”

All after Dry January.

“I hide from alcohol on weekends.”

It touches me (too)…

“The fact that I refused naps as a kid… makes me sick.”

would you say something 😅

“I was in an Uber with a gay colleague when I heard the notification from his Grindr app. The Uber driver said, ‘I know that sound – my husband plays this game all the time.'”

Why is he still apologizing? 😅

“Hello. Do you still sell the truck?”
“Yes.”
“Can you send a photo?”
“From the truck, you sucker.”
“Excuse me.”

Well, a bad assumption.

“The Chinese Air Force is like…”

Tüdeldü, assholes!

“Me: ‘I need to hang out with other people and meet new people.'”
“New People: ‘Hello!'”
“I:”

Yes yes, of manners.

A dad joke in the form of a meme.

Only works in English.

A roller coaster of emotions.

“WHO HAS MY…?”
“Oh, I found it.”

How unfair. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

“I hiked for seven days in a row to get this view.”
“Damn, and I saw it while taking a shit. Life is crazy.”

So this is the real reason for their extinction.

“If you overslept and can’t find Noah.”

Funny meme, that’s normal behavior.

“I googled the number that just called instead of answering the phone like an adult.”

With friends like that you don’t need enemies.

“One of my friends blocked me on all social media because I always sent him memes. Now we print them out and send them to him in a folder. You can’t escape the shitposts that easily.”

That’s the last balloon gag, okay?

Thanks for that …

«Me: *I want to go to bed early*»
“My brain: ‘The best thing I can do is fuck myself.'”

Who has no patience? 😅

“When mom says she’s coming to pick you up at 6, but it’s already 6:01.”

That feeling of power.

“I.”
“A little piece of my pizza base.”
“My dog.”

In any case, don’t put a pot on your head.

“Me: ‘Mom, can we stop at a hairdresser?'”
“Mom: ‘No, we can cut our hair at home.'”
“The hairstyle we have at home:”

💫

“If you find the milk carton in the supermarket that expires a day later than all other milk cartons.”

And the good name is gone again.

“I went to my teacher and asked her why she wrote ‘SALSA’ on my essay. She told me I had 59 points out of 59. She also said I may not be as smart as she thought.”

Funny because it is.

“Girls at weddings: ‘Ufff, her dress is the same color as mine.'”
“Guys at weddings:”

At least the insight comes.

“Me, ten minutes after being dramatic, for no reason, ‘I’ve decided I’m fine.'”

Can’t translate, but that doesn’t make it any less funny.

Would you get away with it in court?

“If Amazon asks me to send proof that I didn’t receive the package.”

And now, as always, there’s the Insta account of the week —> Be surprised here!