Picdump #23 – welcome back to reality

Neither anniversary nor schnapps number in this PiDi issue – welcome back to reality. But we won’t let that spoil our mood in the slightest, on the contrary. We’re here for the memes and there are a few more today. So sit back and enjoy!

But first the cover photo:

The idea came from:
alterverwalter666

The cover photo must contain:
2 tango flies for a bunch of shit

And this is what the work should be called:
Symphony of constipation

Not in the mood for the best of? Okay, then we’ll go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳

“It used to be wasted money.”

“My girlfriend asked me what I wanted to eat, so I said ‘surprise me!’ It’s not what I expected.”

“Kylie Jenner is the Ariel we all deserve.”
“There is already enough plastic in the sea.”

“Put on your stripes!”

“If the person you’re going to eat starts running.”

“I just adopted these sweet puppies. They don’t obey orders, but laugh at my jokes.”

Finally!

Give that person a raise.

“You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold outside.”
“Who controls this account? 😂 »

Guilty as charged.

“What do I mean when I say I’m on my way?”

Amen!

“As a child of God, what would you do? »
“Thank God.”

oops!

But of course you still love them both.

“Are your two kids equally smart?”
“Me: ‘I would say yes.'”
“My children:”

Never!

“My shirt, it’s full of holes.”
“My wife: ‘Throw it in the fire. Destroy it!'”
“I no!>”

We would have loved to hear the discussion the next morning.

There’s nothing you can’t solve with it.

“The greatest joke in the history of television is when Hank Hill struggles to open the lid of a WD-40 and uses a second, smaller can of WD-40 to smear the larger can to open it.”

Whether the statue was made before or after Michelangelo made his Hollywood breakthrough is unclear.

«‹I saw the angel in the marble and hacked until I freed him.› – Michelangelo»
“The fact that he was a turtle makes this so much more impressive.”

Oh damn…!

“If you’ve just sat down and someone calls you.”

So that’s where the saying comes from: it tastes like the sole of a shoe.

We all have that one person in the office.

“Me: ‘I really need to stop distracting my colleagues.'”
“Me, too:”

¯_(ツ)_/¯

“I’m trying to understand your position.”

Because safety and health are the most important thing.

When will this finally be digitized?

«Me: *gently pushes the shower handle 2 cm to the left*»
“The Shower: ‘So you chose death.'”

🍞🍞🍞

“Your point of view when you are bread.”

How time flies.

“Love the old Paramore.”

It comes very, very flat!

Kind of the opposite of why you shouldn’t shop hungry.

“My afternoon itself.”
“Lunch packed by the morning self.”

🤯

It’s scary and fascinating at the same time.

“If you put Nicolas Cage’s face on Ross’s face in Friends, he just looks more like Ross.”
“It works for Chandler too, but not for Phoebe.”

Unfortunately not!

“I change the right answer to a wrong answer at the last minute of the exam, thinking I’m going to save myself.”

Love is …

“Girlfriend: ‘Come over and hang out.'”
“Me: ‘I don’t have gas.'”
“Girlfriend: ‘I’m horny.'”
“I:”

The saddest cartoon ever?

“Hello how are you?”

But really only on special occasions.

“Honey, we have guests, please bring out our best teapot.”

I know the feeling of the comment column…

“Sometimes I just want to reply to emails with ‘okay’ and this photo.”

Why is that? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

What a liar! 😡

“Loved meeting everyone in London today! »
“There’s no way you could have met everyone in London in one day.”

It really doesn’t get any worse than that.

“Does your dog bite?”
“No, it’s worse… she condemns.”

Who actually notices this?

“I didn’t get that joke as a kid.”

And “the youth of today”…

… or with kebabs.

“I’m picking up my wife after she went out with the girls.”

Because decency dictates it. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

“When people try to give you their baby and want to talk about how cute it is.”

Thanks for that.

“If you want to repost a meme, but it has a huge watermark.”
“I can change that.”

And now, as always, there’s the Insta account of the week —> Be surprised here!