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The typical Google search history of new parents
If you want to know what the first time with a baby is really like, all you need to do is read a young mother’s Google search history. I’ve made mine available – in the new one @zeitmagazine 👶 pic.twitter.com/HYutTOjloF
— Emilia Smechowski (@emilia_owski) May 5, 2022
it’s me, depression pic.twitter.com/Zw1uFyqAJY
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) May 9, 2022
Oh no, it’s gone!
I’ll tell you the truth: the child is gone. Do you have to make a new one 🤷 ♀️
— mumistired (@meanbutlovely) May 16, 2022
Stickers, toddler and a dog. What could go wrong?
Oh oh 😂 pic.twitter.com/ENale0Jgy5
— Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy) (@MorissaSchwartz) July 13, 2022
How parents (of several children) work from home
That moment when everything is perfect again
Some sweetness to brighten up your day 😊 pic.twitter.com/HEDFn4OLob
— Cute Black Babies (@Lilblackbabies) July 28, 2022
And now: turn on the sound!
This is the best sound in the world pic.twitter.com/ODzKwHQYvE
— Kelly Canuck🍁 (@KellyCanuckTO) September 27, 2022
For the little case of your little one not liking cake
When your child doesn’t like cake but still wants a birthday cake. pic.twitter.com/FHd5G5gUv6
— Max Jan (@Janwaldsied) July 11, 2022
When two understand each other perfectly, even without words
They understood each other without words.🐕🐾👶😍 pic.twitter.com/f9ZefZOcfb
— made me smile (@mademe__smile) January 3, 2023
Thumbs up for the little guy on the far left of the picture 😂
10/10 to the little guy at the end 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4mvWgQZjIL
— CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) October 20, 2022
Me when someone opens a bag of chips
This baby is actually me when I see food 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/UK11AjdvF8
— LADbible (@ladbible) July 11, 2022
When grandpa is a homicide detective and babysits
This is what happens when Grandpa is a homicide detective and agrees to babysit. pic.twitter.com/bkushGdJzD
— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) October 31, 2022
When you order the babysitter on Wish
— gatos fazendo gatices 🇧🇷 (@gatinarios) November 10, 2022
Love of brother and sister 🌸 pic.twitter.com/gy8w8cC5AT
— Tansu YEGEN (@TansuYegen) October 9, 2022
If you explain to the little ones how high inflation is
I don’t normally share pictures of the girls (right now), but I think you all should see this. pic.twitter.com/MnCkjwHm30
— Sarah Johnson (was Dove) (@PhoenixEdSarah) April 30, 2022
If you are still unsure whether you want children
How nice is that? 🦋 pic.twitter.com/5l7gE3VnOq
— Ulf Matthias Schmid/the tasteless poet (@ulf_schmid) July 28, 2022
😂😂
Made-up birthday accident🎈🎈🎈
— Tansu YEGEN (@TansuYegen) July 12, 2022
When you’re just completely overtired
“You sleep like a log” they said…pic.twitter.com/CZg375hzBB
— Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy) (@MorissaSchwartz) May 31, 2022
If you come to the restaurant with a small child
The looks in the bar when I let my daughter watch an episode of Peppa Pig on the iPhone pic.twitter.com/VXfLOo2519
—Karpi (@karpi) November 9, 2022
When the pediatrician deserves a medal
Doctor calms baby down for injection💛💛💛 pic.twitter.com/BXYRkfNO3u
— Tansu YEGEN (@TansuYegen) June 13, 2022
When you were just born and everyone is already bothering you
When you were just born and don’t like everyone. 😅pic.twitter.com/CatTR3UapD
— 💥Tequila•Boom•Boom💥💙🇺🇸 (@IAm_THEPaulina) March 14, 2022
And finally: Exact instructions. So important.
I hope this makes you laugh because it made me laugh pic.twitter.com/iPyulUKvwn
— sophie 🦩 (@sxhenson) December 22, 2021
(oli)
Little Duck and Dog ❣️https://t.co/jEWmJYPaEm pic.twitter.com/uRf4JQCQ2Y
— Sonia 💬 (@S0NlA9) February 2, 2023
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