Anyway, it’s none of your business what’s in my cup.
But hey, «YOU CAN ALSO HAVE FUN WITHOUT ALCOHOL»…
Ordinary don’t think about alcohol!
It just sucks that everyone who gets through Dry January has to talk about it all the time:
You can hardly bear such boasting without alcohol …
… uh no. And first the aperitifs after work in January. Horny.
WHY January. whyoooooooo?
But it’s only a month!
September has 30 days
April, June and November
The rest have 31
Except dry January
It has 5,782— Louise O’Connor (@oconnola) January 3, 2016
And then first those friends who want to go out…
… no! I have my principles! I will stay strong:
But:
Oh. Finished. End.
No, it’s not a “failure” because I never started it.
And yes, I have my reasons. I don’t want to be unfaithful to my wine.
In addition, January is already a terribly depressing month without the need for artificial help.
And anyway: first of all, define “dry”!
But the calories! The CALORIES!
Hey, next year then.
Guaranteed next year.
next year #I swear
Source: Watson
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