Or to put it another way: If you don’t like children, you’ll find a lot of gift inspiration here.
Mama, why does this doll have such big eyes?
So you can better look into her black soul
Maybe it’s still under development.
Exhibitionistic pterosaurs with collector’s value.
Grandma Matryoshka might still be quite nice. But their descendants are getting nastier with every generation.
Also from the “Things That Will Kill You Tonight” section: this teddy bear.
Do you remember Pikachu? This is him today:
Rural life has also taken a toll on Nemo more than we’d like.
After all, the male seems to enjoy it himself.
It is unclear why children always look forward to Christmas.
We better let her go.
Barbie sees it when you talk bad about her.
Hey Popeye…
Mimimipenis.
You buy this gift for the kids if you hate the parents.
And you, Bort?
For bedtime stories.
This horse has seen bad things.
Just like Woody. Well, Woody probably helped…
¯_(ツ)_/¯
This “singing” doll.
no
And if the toy gets too cheeky or contradicts you, there’s always the next option:
(sim)
Source: Watson
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