Users like to use Platform X to complain about God and the world. But sometimes Ex-Twitter is also quite funny. There are reasons why the hashtag is currently trending #SexorRenovation and summarizes sentences that can be said both during sex and while doing crafts around the house.
Here’s a little best-of – and then of course we want to read your suggestions.
It would go faster if we had some more helping hands.#SexorRenovation
— Wortgestalten (@wortgestalten) March 5, 2024
Oh no, the brush is hairy #sexorrenovation
— Udi 💊🩺🌈☕️ (@Pflegeline) March 5, 2024
Is that silicone?#SexorRenovation
— John Constantine (@JConstantine80) March 5, 2024
Then I’ll probably swing my hammer.
#SexorRenovation— Tom (@tomsen8311) March 6, 2024
Damp spots are normal!#SexorRenovation
— John Constantine (@JConstantine80) March 5, 2024
Wrong hole! WRONG HOLE!!!#SexorRenovation
— Alberta2Rocks 🌸🦋 MECFS Bed Bunnies (@Alberta2Rocks) March 5, 2024
It’s dripping#SexOrRenovation
— Jo (@johnnycache90) March 5, 2024
#SexorRenovation You have to drill deeper, otherwise it won’t hold
– Bad old man. I’m always dead serious! 🚦 (@STeckenbrock) March 5, 2024
So when the neighbors did it, it looked better somehow…#SexorRenovation
— ๓єςкєгнเєﻮє (@dieMeckerziege) March 5, 2024
Why does it always have to end in such a sticky mess?! 🥴
— Chris Urginus (@Chris_Urginus) March 5, 2024
Only once with professionals 🙄#SexorRenovation
— ๓єςкєгнเєﻮє (@dieMeckerziege) March 5, 2024
I hope we’re done today…#SexorRenovation
— The DWARF (@DerZWERG159) March 5, 2024
We have to end today. The electrician is coming tomorrow. #SexorRenovation
— Wortgestalten (@wortgestalten) March 5, 2024
I’d rather spend money on a professional than do it myself. Then it will be really good.#SexOrRenovation
— Micha, the button (@WESpT2) March 5, 2024
There will be no more drilling after 10 p.m.! #SexOrRenovation
— Saltwater Heart 🐚 (@herzimeer) March 5, 2024
Hold the hammer 🔨 #SexorRenovation
— Metal_Bullet (@getSyntax) March 6, 2024
In this light it doesn’t look so good anymore.
— Hanseat (@Hanseat81) March 5, 2024
Does it have to be so wrong?#sexorrenovation
— FreddysChaoskitten (@katzenundkinder) March 5, 2024
Before we can get started here, the cobwebs down there first have to be removed.#SexorRenovation
— Lord Weizelot (@weizenritter) March 5, 2024
“Oh come on. I’ll do it alone soon”#sexorrenovation
— Ritter_in_schimmelnder_Rüstung (@WalkinClassHero) March 5, 2024
The more there are, the better. #sexorrenovation
— Oliver Höflich (@Swordfish81) March 5, 2024
Does it smell like burnt rubber in here?#SexorRenovation
— Udi 💊🩺🌈☕️ (@Pflegeline) March 5, 2024
The fungus is not to be trifled with.#SexorRenovation
— Mrs. Skill (@MamaMammut) March 5, 2024
And now you! Post your perverted thoughts in the comments!
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