Picdump #8 – The best memes of the week just for you!

With this cover photo I have fulfilled an explicit request from home. Got to do something for the Walliser picdump fans. The idea came from the form below.

Although I am not entirely sure whether the user with the alleged username “Sergio4Staatsrat” is really officially registered, I am happy to comply with the request.

And here it is:

The idea came from:
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The cover photo must contain:
Harold eats Älplermaggaroni in the Hörnlihütte

And this is what the work should be called:
Sergio Briedri – do eppis ver d’Walliser picdump fans <3

Don’t feel the best of it? Okay, then let’s go straight to the picdump with the new photos!

«Odysseus: ‘We are now starting our odyssey.’
Sailor: (raises hand) ‘What is an Odyssey?’
Odysseus: ‘A long journey named after the only survivor.’
Sailor: ‹Oh ok, wait, what?›»

“Guys explaining how annoying it is to have balls.”
“Women.”

“I saw the chosen one this morning.”

“Before you judge a man, put a mile in his shoes. Who cares? He’s a mile away—and you’ve got his shoes!”

“Without us you would still worship the sun.”
“Friend, the sun is real.”

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Thanks for that …

“My brain storing my good memories.” “My brain storing my unpleasant memories.”

The will was there.

“Me on my way to work: I’m a fighter and not a slacker.”
“Me when entering the workplace: I stop.”

With great power comes great responsibility.

The best comment about it.

“Wolves are so civilized that the sentence should be changed to ‘Were you raised by Britons?'”
“The GPS tracking of six wolf packs shows how much they avoid each other and respect their territory.”

Life can be so beautiful.

Stay calm.

«Me in social situations. “

The international sign for “I’m making myself a second sandwich.”

“It’s not goodbye. It says ‘goodbye’.”

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

When you walk past the projector in class.

Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with Halloween.

«Me: Hey! I had a good time tonight! Maybe we can do that again someday?”
“The:”

An understandable mistake.

At some point, that’s enough!

“Wallmart’s parking lot never disappoints: ‘Oh my God, stay away from her!'”

Speaks for the humor of everyone who casts their vote.

«Congratulations to the two winners of the dog drawing competition. Remember that the winner of this contest was chosen by the number of likes.”

Fancy a quiz in between?

Finally Monday again:

“Good morning.”
“Go to hell.”

Then you do it and you regret it every time.

“Me when I try to open up to someone.”

Other countries other ways.

“When you’re ready to tell the friends some gossip.”

Or rather ‘meow smart’?

Haven’t we all gone through this phase?

“Emo bands.”
“Lyrics about how hard life is.”
“13-year-olds on vacation with their parents.”

If someone asks me how I feel:

“This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and darkness.”

Comment «Customer not reached», case closed.

“If the boss asks you to call the customer and he doesn’t answer.”

It’s not crazy if it works.

“I had Liam’s passport photo appointment today. That’s how it went.”

We’re not quite sure where this gadget is headed.

“Seat belt alarm muffler and bottle opener.”

It’s harder because it’s been in the air longer. ️🤷‍♀️

«I» «2. slice of bread» «1. Slice of bread.”

No dog is prepared for that.

Therapist: “You should get a therapy dog.”
Me: *shares my problems with my therapy dog.*
therapy dog:

Then again they are not that good.

*Blink-182 announces reunion tour*
37 year olds:
*See ticket prices*

Memes = photo dump!

“How was the work?”
“L:”

And then you won’t be hungry when the pizza comes…

“Me when the restaurant brings the bread to the table.”

If you have more unread books than read books.

“Me in front of a bookstore, knowing full well that I have a huge stack of unread books at home.”

Legend!

“Kevin Hart dressed as The Rock will always be funny.”

Hard sole, soft core.

“As you think, as I am and as I really am.”

It took us years to figure it out.

“When I was 7 years old and I looked at my controller after the game tutorial, ‘Press L3+R3’ said, ‘WHERE ARE THE BUTTONS?!?!'”

unpleasant!

“The annoying colleague: ‘I can’t find you on Instagram.'”
“Me, who found and blocked him first:”

Another juggler gives up on his dreams.

“Is 9pm good for you?”
“L:”

It can go that fast.

Hold on until the end of the day.

“I leave the house without breakfast, dehydrated and with only two hours of sleep.”

You forget so quickly…

“My houseplants watch me pour water into the espresso machine.”

🙄🙄🙄

“The last nerve of the parents.”
“Kids: ‘I want to touch it!'”

Thanks for that!

Because ‘overbreeding’ is almost blackdump?

Cats with a time machine: “People still work for us.” “Imo, cool.”
Dogs with a time machine: “Help, I can’t breathe.” “What the hell is that?”

Thanks Mom.

“I’m telling my mother a secret. My mother the next day: »

How are you?

“I pretend everything is okay.”
“All.”

That’s why people rarely live to be 100.

“When you get to 100 and can’t play with Lego anymore.”

Or they haven’t brushed their teeth yet.

And now, as always, there’s the Insta account of the week —> Let yourself be surprised here!
_{(By the way, the input actually came from the community. And because I wanted to stay true to the cover photo… 😉})