Smoked salmon, fries, tarantula (!)… these crazy types of vodka really exist

Vodka is basically the tofu of the spirit world. It takes on the flavor profile of what it is mixed with. This property sometimes produces special flowers. Lime or vanilla vodka are now common knowledge. But I bet you never thought of any of the following flavors?

All these vodka flavors exist (or existten) Actually. Please:

Okay, let’s start quite subtly.
Van Gogh vodka,Tilburg, Netherlands.

Actually a by-product of the largest wasabi farm in Poland.
Wasabi farm Poland, Jedlnia Letnisko, Poland.

“Scorpion consists of five times distilled, 100 percent pure grain vodka with clean, pesticide-free scorpions from the Scorpion Farm. Their venom has been removed – they are ready to enjoy.” Ergo, yes, you can eat the pickled arachnid. N/A? Who feels this way?
Skorppio vodkaEngland.

…Because whipped cream without alcohol is only for wimps. Or something.
Pinnacle VodkaFrankfurt, Kentucky, USA

French fries flavored vodka! Finally! And not just any fries, no. These are particularly tasty and only available in limited quantities Wodken Vodkas afterward Crispy fries (the one with the nails) and Curled fries (the spiral). Manufacturer Arby’sa fast food chain that specializes in sandwiches is confident these flavors will still appeal, using pure potato vodka as a base (most vodkas are made from distilled grains).
Arby’s vodkaAtlanta, Georgia, USA

How to make a vodka specifically taste like a peanut butter and raspberry jelly sandwich is beyond us. Anyway, they brought a Dutch brand of vodka van Gogh this apparently happened. By the way, one can be seen in the photo PB&J Martiniin which the same vodka is mixed with a shot of Bailey’s.
Van Gogh vodka,Tilburg, Netherlands.

Definitely the prettiest of all the vodkas mentioned here, as it takes on that cloudy shimmering effect when shaken. Plus: “It will make your taste buds burst with bubble gum flavor!” And anyone who thinks this is the craziest flavor from these crazy Australians should know that the manufacturers have one too Magical Fairy Floss Unicorn Vodka have on offer.
Distillers on the East CoastNew South Wales, Australia.

Hey, that’s the name of this vodka. And it should actually taste like a pickle, which actually sounds pretty good. The advertising claim: “Dill with it!”
My big pickle vodkaManor, TX, USA

Some of you certainly smoke. Ever felt like having a cigarette…? Or to drink? The American vodka brand Ivanabitch (yes, seriously, that was the name) actually offered tobacco vodka. But the company seems to no longer exist.

Okay, here we are. A bacon flavored vodka? Yes please! Especially, as in the photo, this flavor should be a winner for a Bloody Mary.
Good George Brewing Co.Hamilton, New Zealand.

“It’s a shame, my favorite breakfast cereal doesn’t contain alcohol”… said no one ever. Nevertheless, the American spirits brand offers Three Olives a vodka that tastes like the popular Froot Loops. But they’re not allowed to call it that (probably for copyright reasons), so their product is simply called Loopy. Anyway, unlike the Kelloggs original, Loopy Vodka has “all-natural flavors,” “no sugar” and is also “gluten-free.” Sounds healthier than the sugar bomb cereal.
Three Olives VodkaJersey City, NJ, USA

So, what flavor does an Alaskan distillery offer? Loooogish: smoked salmon!
Alaska DistilleryWasilla, AK, USA

Okay, no joke: there was once a subsidiary of the vodka giant Wyborowa, Oddka It was called (yes, “weird” = “strange”, haha). And she made vodka from “freshly cut grass”. But that’s not even the brand’s most surprising flavor variant. Watch:

No, we didn’t invent that. “Have you ever wondered what a lightning strike tastes like?” the manufacturer asked in the product description. Just like the ladies and gentlemen of Oddka Who made this schnapps remains a secret. According to the numerous taste tests on the Internet, a shot of electricity vodka can be compared to “licking a piece of steel wool.”

Meanwhile, in Canada, more specifically in Quebec, people rely on more understandable flavors. «Pomodoro will enchant you with its tomato flavor and subtle basil notes. Try it neat on ice, in Bloody Caesars or Dirty Martinis.” Hmm, now we’re kind of looking forward to it too.
Les Spiritueux IbervilleMontreal, QC, Canada.

Vodka that tastes like wine. Or: vodka with an identity crisis. Three Olives from New Jersey strike again. This time not with breakfast cereals, but “with a classic French, demi-sec Flavor note». “Rosé keeps it classy (even if you don’t).” Okay, but why not drink a rosé right away?
Three Olives VodkaJersey City, NJ, USA

Distilled in New York Distillery banthe Georgi brand answers two questions that have probably never been asked, namely: “Which spirits should I drink while watching a movie?” and “What should I do if I want my breakfast in alcoholic form?”
Georgia vodkaNew York, NY, USA

By 360 vodkawhich boasts the ‘world’s first eco-friendly vodka brand’ is coming soon Donut flavored glazed vodka. Does it taste like you’re drinking a doughnut?
360 vodkaWeston, MO, USA

As the label suggests, this is a vodka for only the hardiest among you. Naga peppers come from Northeast India and Bangladesh and are among the most popular chili varieties in the world. So if you feel like getting drunk while burning your tongue, you’ve come to the right place. Oh yeah, it’s also available in 250,000 Scoville and 500,000 Scoville versions. Bottom top!
Naga Chili VodkaCrowborough, England.

And finally this:

Would you eat a spider? Probably not (unless you’re on that stupid jungle show ‘I’m a Celebrity’). But if you put something like that in a bottle and fill it with spirits, it can quickly be sold as a “local delicacy” to willing belligerent tourists. The fact is that there is a lucrative online offer where Viecher spirits are an absolute hit. Food manufacturer Thailand uniquespecialized in edible insects, for example, offers two spider vodkas on: once with a giant crab spider, once with a tarantula. Centipede and scorpion vodka would also be offered.
Thailand uniqueUdon Thani, Thailand.