Here are 26 “funny” quotes you “must see”

That’s one of those things with these goose feet. There are people who believe that you can emphasize words in a sentence by putting them in quotation marks. Many people are not aware that the meaning of the actual statement changes completely. For everyone else, though, it’s all the funnier. 🙂

Or in other words: drive away!

But your own kids are okay, right?

In quotes because everyone knows Bill Gates is basically a lizard man.

So… With a lot of spice, or what?

So probably not in this millennium. Or is that what the cafe is called?

So a minimal danger. But maybe a little.

But you don’t have to be surprised…

Well, not even that live. Perhaps with a delay?

When it comes to “Frisch”, you always have to pay attention.

I would risk it.

This supermarket understands it. After all, the vegetables are red.

“Closed”. So open?

“Lisa.” Name known at the hair salon.

Oh oh. Elephant eggs for breakfast again.

In a sense, “It was a pretty good accident!”

The problem with the quotation marks is of course not only known in our latitudes, but also in English-speaking countries…

“Stairs” – or maybe just a black hole.

“Security Officer” – The sign is probably correct.

If you want it “on a stick”, shall we do it “if we can”? Why does this sign inadvertently trigger fantasies?

Timmy goes on a trip with ‘officer’ Sandusky.

Run, Timmy!

What does this ‘second shift’ entail and why am I having fantasies again?

Two of the ‘nice’ people in life.

Sorry, Jen and Ted – they certainly don’t mean it.

He’s trying to fool us! Better not vote for him.

Pssst: It’s a load of shit.

That would be a great motivational quote for the office wall. And no lie, thanks to the quotes.

Does anyone miss their child?

“Proud mother.

Sure, Karen?

Thanks for “reading” this far. It was certainly ‘fun’.

The stupid blank shot.