More than 75 million Singles Users flock to Tinder. That’s a lot. To stand out from the crowd, you need an exciting profile.
Here comes a little inspiration from people who know that humor is more important than a few centimeters more or less.
We’re talking height – you pig.
He gave everything to Tinder. Maybe a little too much of a good thing. Rest in peace.
Will someone please save him?
Although Peanut Butter Mommy looks quite sympathetic.
Can someone please date me so I don’t have to take my mom to fancy dress parties anymore!
The last time I was someone’s husband was when I went to donate blood.
I’m actually only here because my family is starting to think it’s weird that I show up to family gatherings like weddings, Christmas, and baby showers wearing my Danny Devito cutout and demanding to be seated.
Oh, a nostalgia buff!
Our relationship will be like the Nintendo 64: classic, fun and every problem will be solved by solving it [durch]blows and pushes him back.
Honesty is the best.
When I swiped you left, I was probably pooping.
Sometimes a photo is worth more than a thousand characters Tinder biography.
No one has ever succeeded…
…resist Rick Astley.
Because pizza doesn’t fuck your best friend at prom.
Certainly? Shame.
Lol, no, I won’t show up at your house with the costume on.
Mmmhhh, sandwiches.
I learned that men have two kinds of feelings: hungry and horny. If I see you without an erection, I’ll make you a sandwich.
Coffee, anyone?
I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn’t know how I liked my coffee. I love my coffee, just like I love my women. Without other people’s cocks in it.
Hand on heart…
Coolest guy, always ready to lend a hand.
Clearly a professional.
(Not quite literally translated, more like “hand”.)
Stop asking, I’ve never held one before.
The good news is: she’s bigger than you anyway.
This miniature horse is actually a normal sized horse and I am 4 meters tall. Surprise!
Don’t buy Colgate Whitening toothpaste! It claims to whiten within 14 days. It’s been two weeks now and I’m still Asian.
Dream man.
Unemployed and mentally handicapped, but otherwise a real asset.
Ps. Are you the bottom of my laptop? You’re hot …
¯_(ツ)_/¯
23 of the funniest Tinder profiles you’ve ever seen:
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I am Ross William, a passionate and experienced news writer with more than four years of experience in the writing industry. I have been working as an author for 24 Instant News Reporters covering the Trending section. With a keen eye for detail, I am able to find stories that capture people’s interest and help them stay informed.
