But first, here’s the cover photo:
This is what the cover photo should contain:
Ants that have to pack sex toys on an assembly line, monitored by a Teletubby in a police costume.
And this is what the work should be called:
Modern times
The idea came from:
Freddy Kruger
Don’t you want the best of it? Okay, then you can go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳
Finally back on Wednesday!
Karma must be learned early.
“When my child steps on the Lego he didn’t want to put away.”
Hopefully it was just a joke. 😅
«My father is an electrician in a zoo. Look how he spent his morning.”
‘Your father is damn short. »
At least a little reminder.
“Is this animal poisonous?”
“The animal:”
If you sit outside somewhere with your food.
“Bees.”
“Wasps.”
Dad joke number 739.
I didn’t know “friend”.
«Disney Character Names Explained.
‘Lion’ in Swahili
‘No one’ in Latin
‘Friend’ in Swahili.
‘Erect penis’ in English.”
Then it is better to spend 2-3 francs more.
“My finger when I use cheap toilet paper.”
And that already at 8:00 am.
“My blood pressure watches me pour my fifth cup of coffee of the day:”
It’s just really cool. 😁
“I’m not going to spend any more money on stupid things.”
“Two minutes later:”
We all imagined it differently.
“If you have wisdom teeth, but you’re still stupid.”
So?
“She: ‘You better hold back, you’re on thin ice.'”
“I:”
Where can I buy this?
Just don’t touch it!
“If you need to use a public toilet.”
And every morning we read the same thing. 🤷♂️
“When I was a kid, there were no phones and tablets. We read the cereal box.”
She just knows you well.
«When grandma loves you, but she knows you’ll never bring her Tupperware back.»
Well played, Matt!
Just look at ‘Pulp Fiction’.
Make it work.
“I Forgot My Phone.”
Someone somewhere puked a little.
“Warm days like these are perfect for a refreshing Italian bubble tea.”
We still laugh about it now.
And then take it to the WhatsApp status. 😅
“My mother showed me fifteen incredibly blurry photos of flowers she had taken in her garden.”
And suddenly the apartment makes a thousand sounds.
“Me: *watches a horror movie*”
«The furniture in my house:»
*smiling grin*
“If you don’t like me, but your friends do, I’ll still end up in your timeline.”
Remember that the next time you’re in line.
“Thank you for your call, please wait.”
“This music sucks.”
🙄🙄🙄
“People in mobile game ads: ‘Oh my God, I can’t get to this level.'”
The end… 😂
Only works in English.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
“Mother: ‘Eat everything so you can grow up and be strong.'”
“I today:”
What kind of people do that on Friday?
“How do you let your employees know that you will not be at the meeting on Friday afternoon.”
From the looks of it, there was probably a misunderstanding.
How to look at the Tagesschau with all the bad news in your own country:
Does anyone know the Spotify playlist?
Analog: “There are some solid bangers being played here.”
Welcome to reality.
«When you put things off until tomorrow and then tomorrow is.»
And then the thing talks to you too.
“I love being poor because when I sit in a car made after 2015, I feel like a spaceship.”
Thanks dad…
«*I invite seven friends to my birthday party*»
“My father, when they come in.”
We all know it.
“The well-known table legs for grilling.”
But it’s also annoying…
“I lost the sixth book in the series. After two months I finally found it…”
Source: Watson
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