Picdump 44 – a life without memes would be a mistake

This time I had help from Patrick Toggweiler and Midjourney for the cover photo.

The idea came from:
drum_ute_69

The cover photo must contain:
Eat Darth Vader in the Badi on ice

And this is what the work should be called:
Bad in the pelvis

Don’t fancy the best? Okay, then we’ll go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳

Finally Wednesday again!

It’s the diversity that counts. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

“If Spotify collects my top artists.”

The best review you will read today.

“All I can say is that I will order them in every color. Here I rolled off a mountain and slipped because I was too scared to get up. My gaiters didn’t rip, not even a little bit, and I got stuck in rocks and trees.”

I think it’s creative.

“Rachel and I aren’t going out anymore.”
“Mike, that’s a horrible way to tell people we’re married!”

Yes!

«Have you ever had such a good nap that you missed the school bus… but it’s Sunday… and you’re 52?»

Don’t worry, we’ve done it all.

“Newton with an apple.”
“Me with an apple.”

So the pose fits. 😁

“My niece decided to sneak out and jump on another family’s picture!”

A little philosophical.

“Do crabs believe fish fly?”
(The below is an English pun. 🐸)

Ah, now everything is clear.

“I’m sorry, Jack, there isn’t enough room.”

Who knows? 😅

“People who tell me I’m a good listener.”
“Social comics that don’t know how to answer.”

Truly one of the most unnecessary functions of the smartphone.

“I’ll wait until my phone stops ringing because that’s not what I’m using it for.”

🤠

“Texan Bees in the Spring.”

You don’t hear about memes.

Of course, this also applies to Swiss.

hehehehehe.

English pun. 🐸

Nothing special to see here.

“Just some cowboys shopping.”

🙃

“People turning their heads to read this.”
“People turn their phones to read this.”
“People who speak Australian fluently.”

So it’s pretty scary.

“Me: ‘I’m going to buy a dog for protection.'”
“My dog:”

Somewhere in a parallel universe.

Poor Karel…

“Below.”

Something for all Formula 1 fans.

“Answer ‘Okay’.”
“Answer ‘Copy that’.”

I just love the meme template.

“You: ‘I’ll just hop in the shower.'”
“Me: ‘Show me something.'”
“You: attachment, 4 photos, 3 videos”

It hurts so very much…

Well thanks for that…

“Doctor: ‘Are you getting enough sleep?'”
“Me: ‘Why are you asking?'”

I speak English! 💪

Only works in English. 🐸

Can’t catch everyone’s sense of humour.

It will be a fun family celebration. 😅

No need to waste time there.

“If you ask your dog what he’s eating, he’ll start chewing faster.”

Somehow still deep.

“Psychologist: ‘All dreams have a purpose…'”
“My dreams:”

Of course, men also have their poses. 😁

“No one:”
“Women on Instagram:”

It’s the same look.

“No one:”
«Fish in the supermarket:»

We had or have it all.

“That one chair in your room.”

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Yes, yes, always those intentions…

“Me: ‘Today I’m taking it easy.'”
«*Me in someone else’s kitchen at 5*»

Evolution rocks!

“The Life Cycle!”

You are powerless against fate. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

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