21 passive-aggressive messages that are very funny or a little disturbing

Madeleine Sigrist

Recently, somewhere in the Zurich Unterland, the following sign hung on a tree near a playground.

So normal so far.

Just a day later, another sign graced the same tree.

Passive aggressive sign in Switzerland

message arrived.

No? The translation is something like this: WATCH YOURSELF, GOPF! THIS IS A STREET, NOT A PLAYGROUND!

We don’t want to elaborate on how necessary or likeable this sign is. But: Many people seem to find it easier to leave a passive-aggressive message than to address the issue directly.

We Swiss are by no means the only ones with this…

What does this pharmacy want to tell us? Anyway, she seems angry.

Pharmacy is passive-aggressive

🙂

Passive aggressive bumper sticker

Sorry to drive so close to you.

OK.

Passive Aggressive Comment: Use the doorknob!

Someone put a lot of effort into it.

Passive-aggressive note in Germany

Stop applying over and over again Kevin!

Passive-Aggressive Shield: We're not hiring anymore

Attitude. Not relocation.

Still very creative.

Passive-aggressive message on the blackboard.  No onions!

I said no onions.

(Was that Huber?)

The Wi-Fi Neighborhood Dispute.

Passive-aggressive message over Wifi

Your music is annoying.
Your spelling is more annoying.​

Some people are probably already “lost” here.

When even your apps give up.

Passive aggressive app

These reminders don’t seem helpful. We’ll stop them and stop bothering you.

Eminem would just say, “F*ck you, Debbie.”

Passive-aggressive fridge nut

Not Debbie’s.

I’m not sure if it’s unfortunate quotes or passive aggressiveness.

Passive aggressive shield.

So beautiful.

Passive-aggressive sign in the pedestrian area

For anyone who didn’t understand:

Passive-aggressive: Tongs in the supermarket
Passive-aggressive: Tongs in the supermarket
Passive-aggressive: Tongs in the supermarket

Oh! Free Yoga!

Pick up a passive-aggressive sign for the dog poop

Do you want to do yoga for free? Start by picking up your dog’s poop. Also known as the downward facing dog position. Then throw it in the bucket!

A “No smoking please” sign would have sufficed.

Passive aggressive smoke free sign

Smoking is not allowed on the balcony during meals. We apologize for the extended lifespan.

Writing in Capslock is actually almost aggressive-aggressive.

Passive aggressive sign in the store

No problem. Our staff will not interrupt your call to wait for you. That would be rude.

Before you get mad at the store that gingerbread hearts are already being sold in October:

Passive-aggressive sign on Christmas cookies
Passive-aggressive sign on Christmas cookies

The matter is clear…

Passive-aggressive nut above the sink

Need to clean the sink?
Are there beard hairs in Bruenneli?
Yes?
Clean it up!
No? Yes it has!
Clean it!​

Oh, with tit for tat!

Passive-aggressive message in the office kitchen

And otherwise just like this:

Passive-aggressive message with hand grenade

Complaints about my work? Draw a number!

Passive Aggressive Whatsapp Chat

More bitches? Please:

Madeleine Sigrist


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