Picdump 40 – the mountain festival of the week with the best memes

Here I am! I’m happy to be back. It’s crazy how fast six weeks go by! About my vacation: It was great! But more importantly, thank you, Carl, for the wonderful and wonderful representation! ♥️ You did a really great job.

But now to the memes. Forgive me if you’ve already seen a meme or two. During my vacations I was only sporadically on the internet.

Now for the title photo

The idea came from:
Johnny Dep

The cover photo must contain:
Harold drinks Lillet with Nina Chuba

And this is what the work should be called:
Haroldberry lilet

Not in the mood for the best of? Okay, then we’ll go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳

Finally Wednesday again!

We all!

“The Titanic sank with about 10,000 bottles of wine on board.”
“I:”

But really every time!

💪

“People who need text and images.”
“People who just need text.”

That is a good question.

Already rather slightly older but still nice.

We somehow imagined the future differently then.

“90s: ‘Don’t sit too close to the TV.'”
«2023:»

😁

Camouflage convention:
“Wow, everyone’s camo looks great this year!”
‘Um, sir…I think we’re the only ones here. No one has seen the promotional brochure.”
“Who said that?”

Elvis lives!

“The children received a letter asking them to dress up as elves. Someone came as Elvis… I can’t take it anymore.”

At least saved a doctor’s appointment.

“Me: ‘Why does my chest hurt?'”
“Google: ‘Go in!'”

And then with this red-orange colored sky. 😅

“I decided to go for a walk on the beach and got scared when I thought I was going to run into a clan gathering…it just turned out to be closed umbrellas.”

Actually, it’s not funny. 😅

A textbook dad joke.

“We’ll meet next week.
see you next month
See you next year.
Until next decade.
Until the next century.
See you next millennium.”
“Fathers in the Year 2999.”

“But they give you sooo much for that…” 🙄

“When it’s 6:52 a.m. and the kids are already asking, ‘What are we going to do today?'”

Hasn’t it happened to all of us?

“If you had hakuna matatat that hard last night, you have no idea where you are in the morning.”

Which of the people do you think Bethany is?

“It’s okay, Bethany, we can update it. You don’t have to jump.”

RIP veggies.

«Me: *opens the fridge* ‹There’s never anything to eat here…› *orders pizza*»
“The veggies in the back of my fridge:”

🥶

“I can’t wait to go swimming. Hmm, winter clothes? Oh no, someone switched their suitcase for mine. My trip is ruined.”

oops!

Me: “This test was so hard.”
Freund: “Yes, especially the back.”
Me: “The what?”

It’s not wrong. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

“Blue: Get help and go to therapy.”
“Red: ‘It is what it is.'”
“I:”

Let’s hope Arnol was joking.

A play on words.

Who can guess what they are looking for here?

You will find the answer at the very end.*

The eye eats with you.

“What’s the matter honey? You barely touched your jabbacado toast.”

That little feeling of satisfaction.

It certainly worked!

«I bought a mini toy laptop for my dog. At least that way he can look like he’s helping support this family.”

I didn’t even notice the original. 🤨

It’s exactly like that!

«Me: *finally going to bed to sleep*»
“Neighbor’s dog: ‘Test a two, woof woof.'”

Fact, and you can’t argue with it!

“Wake up, sheep.”
“Planets” “Dead people” “Does it have birds?”

A shock every time.

“If someone calls instead of sending a message.”

So for the price you can’t say anything.

«Soundproof learning dome for the home.»
“Can we talk about the bucket of toilet paper?”

With the right level, the listeners will no longer notice it.

“Nine years of music lessons.”
“Three bottles of whiskey.”

Because everyone likes to be corrected.

And of course a growl.

It comes flat.

Especially on Sunday.

“I’m so lazy!”

Give the person a medal! 😂

“10 years ago today, I witnessed someone make one of the funniest jokes of all time: ‘How do I land?'”

*The solution of the picture puzzle: “rhein hippoteetisch”