Leaf blowers are back: who has it the longest?

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In autumn, when the leaves fall, so do the inhibitions: men look at the piles of leaves and nervously pull the trigger with their index finger. A man who blows leaves is always a man, because a woman would never voluntarily walk around in stupid glowing clothes and with a pipe like a reverse vacuum cleaner. The man who blows the leaves is usually aggressive or hostile and does not blow regularly, but at seemingly random intervals so that the environment cannot cope with the infernal noise.

Goal: Terror against smart people

The leaf blower loves to tinker with piles of leaves in backyards because there he can take the futility of his actions to the extreme: the leaves have no way out of this dead end, and the acoustics of the backyard play into the blower’s hands the true intentions of man: endless noise terror against late risers , late breakfast and other smart people.

Of course, other smart people include at least hockey professionals, and if they are deprived of sleep, there is a risk of serious consequences such as no goals (for sleepless forwards), oversaturation of goals (for sleepless goalies). ) and excessive aggressiveness (for sleepless defenders). And the connection between piles of leaves and hockey has already been established.

Give them a broom

By the way: why don’t you just give the broom to the people collecting leaves? It lowers your blood pressure and makes friends. In addition, there used to be a caretaker here (now called the warden), and he was always in overalls, carefully raking leaves into piles and chatting with the neighbors from time to time. The blower can’t even do that.

National League 23/24

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		team	JV	TD	PT
	1	HC Fribourg-Gotteron	25	16	47
	2	electric train	23	33	46
	3	ZSK Lions	22	26	43
	4	HC Ambri-Piotta	22	13	38
	5	Lausanne HC	24	4	38
	6	HC Lugano	24	6	38
	7	SK Bern	23	0	37
	8th place	SKL Tigers	24	-21	35
	9	Geneve-Servette HC	22	-5	34
	10	HC Davos	23	6	34
	eleven	SK Rapperswil-Jona Lakers	22	-8th place	27
	12	EHK Biel	22	-15	25
	13	EHC Kloten	23	-27	21
	14	HC Ajoye	21	-28	17

Source: Blick

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