Humanity seems to have set itself the task of researching almost everything there is to research in the field of sex. As an afflicted woman or afflicted lover of an afflicted woman, you may wonder whether it is sexually involved whether the loved one has given birth vaginally or by caesarean section. However, these studies have long been plentiful and they say: immediately after childbirth, no woman feels like sex, what, where, how, a few weeks later, desire and frequency are completely individual and have nothing to do with the type of birth.
Anyway, said a couple of resourceful researchers from the University of Bristol and the Karolinska Institute in Sweden (I use the masculine on purpose because I’m convinced a woman would never think of such a thing. But of course I could be wrong) – which isn’t , can still be. Say: A few weeks after giving birth, the way of sex life may not matter, but what about twenty years later? A long-term study of 14,000 mothers showed – drum roll: even decades after birth, it doesn’t matter where and how the offspring left the maternal womb for sex life. What a surprise!
I also consider the researchers at the University of Michigan responsible for this study to be men. There’s no other way I can explain why they only did this study on women (because they don’t give a fuck about the sex-to-sleep ratio in men?). The incredible result: The 171 subjects were more excited after a good night’s sleep than when they were about to drift away, and the chances of having sex the next day increased by 14 percent if they had a good night’s sleep. In combination with the first examination, this probably means: Dear men and baby fathers, your wife is not interested in you because she gave birth by cesarean section (or possibly not), but because she hardly sleeps. Getting up at night can be good for your sex life.
The latest in the sex section. (Although I would have been very interested in the supposedly existing report “Transmission of STDs by Rubber Dolls”, but unfortunately I couldn’t find it.) Researchers from Germany, Britain and Turkey have examined whether orgasms are as effective as decongestants at to help improve nasal breathing. The answer: in principle yes. Unfortunately, it is rather difficult to perform in practice, since the effect (as with the nasal spray, by the way) usually does not last longer than 60 minutes. And every hour of an orgasm is rather utopian, even for the most rested among us.
What the researchers from Spain and Iran, who studied different types of bacteria found on chewing gum in different countries, were trying to figure out is not entirely clear to me. The biodiversity attributed to chewing gum in some countries has nothing to do with the oral flora of chewing gum, but with the environment in which they rot. But nice, we talked about it.
Should I have stepped on one or the other gentlemen’s toes, assuming that the authors of the study must have been representatives of his genre, I can say at this point: It has been proven that this nonsense was made by a woman. Tasha R. Howe, a psychology professor at Humboldt State University, surveyed heavy metal musicians, groupies, and fans of the 1980s and concluded that they don’t have more mental health problems later than others, nor are they less successful or functional as adults. Her lifestyle as a teenager had more to do with the search for her own identity. ah.
I don’t think this research is all that absurd, especially because I’m very happy with the result. How representative the 507 heart attack patients and the 478 control patients without cardiovascular disease examined by Italian (what else?) medical professionals were is a mystery, but at least I’d like to believe it. The result according to the British Medical Journal: The risk of a heart attack was lower the more the subjects ate pizza. The analysis of the statements showed that occasionally eating pizza reduces the risk of a heart attack by about 22 percent. Enjoy your dinner!
This has only marginally to do with health, although the living dead zombies are a medical sensation. In a project with students, Kent State University estimates the incubation period in a zombie apocalypse at a few seconds to a few days and states that the chances of survival are nil. So that would be obvious.
Next time it will be a little more serious, I promise. But for this time: Have you come across any weird studies from the health sector? And does anyone know the report on the rubber dolls and the venereal diseases? Bring it on.
