8 pairs of really weird shoes

Manish Arora showed off these high tops at Paris Fashion Week: tons of glitter, fringe, every color of the rainbow—all on sneakers that could easily be used as boots. Irony and kitsch combined into one.

Giambattista Valli presented the most dangerous shoes of the season – even if you don’t get tangled in feathers, one awkward move will surely tear them off. Losing a few hundred dollars worth of decorations or falling in public – we haven’t figured out which is worse yet.

No, these aren’t chunky martins, these are sneakers made to look like military boots. Available accessories: high toe, lacing and of course military coloring. Is this Miu Miu’s attempt to romanticize war or add a little belligerence to fashion? Anyway, without the subtext, this idea is hard to consider.

Of course, this is an ordinary meme – no designer invested in this result of creative thinking, but we still decided to show you these practical shoes. Not untied, but hungry.

Yes, yes, this wedding option is brought to you by an Etsy designer. We couldn’t find a dress for such clogs, but we easily managed a peignoir: take the one Matthew McConaughey wore in The Beach Bum. Hedonism is historically painted in pink.

Don’t worry, they won’t bite – at least not their owner. If you find a way to make friends with such hissers, you can rest easy on the subway: not a single cart or careless foot will disturb your sock.

For the most motivated in the world, these ankle boots: with a transparent platform filled with Barbie heads. Why not a metaphor, I agree?

It is clear that some pop star served as a reference for this model, but users of “Instagram (the social network is recognized as extremist and banned on the territory of the Russian Federation)” are still guessing in the comments. Some ideas?

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