Anna! Yara! It’s teeming with sympathetic TV ladies, where are the claw spray lips?

Simon Meier

Phu, today, dear ones, I am like Amir with Baby-Bäbi. So bad. Because I can win almost as little as Amir the Baby Bäbi from the sixth episode of “Yara and the Rose Warriors”. What an absolute leek of an episode! But more on that later. First to a very charming TV event: Anna Ermakova! Did you understand that?

According to popular myth, Boris Becker’s daughter, conceived in the broom room of a hotel in 1999, won the German season of “Let’s Dance”. And I’m afraid I was alienating my love life, that would NEVER look at something like that, when I said, “Well, I just checked how this Becker daughter is doing and you, honestly, she’s a creature full of grace, sweet, sincere and also so well-mannered.”

My love life believed NOTHING. Because nothing about this description fits the standard celebrity in the first place. And second, because I had already said the same words to our good friend Yara. Crazy, suddenly there are really likeable young women in the event rooms of TV entertainment! What is?!?!

Where have all the wearers of silicone-reinforced fingers with pump tabs gone? Did the AI ​​that spat them out suck them back in? Or are the Kardashians suddenly out? And do you miss our spectacle sirens a bit?

But back to Yara, Amir, the Baby-Bäbi and the question of how many times Kenny Leemann actually wants to fall “freshly” in love before something lasts. You know Kenny, Kenny won the “Bachelorette” in 2019 and was the “Bachelor” in 2022 and presented his new girlfriend Jenna at the “Swiss Music Awards” last week, and yes, it’s true, watson’s very sweet bitch- editor Madeleine Sigrist is also known as Jenna. Madeleine and Jenna have been together for a long time, may that be an omen for Kenny and his Jenna.

Kenny is now visiting our Yara. Including the man bun, the hip bun for hipsters that was hip ten years ago and is only still in fashion at Kenny. He wants to do Thai boxing and “deep talk” with Yara’s remaining cavaliers. So have deep conversations and find out if her feelings for Yara aren’t fake.

Thanks to Kenny’s advanced deep-talk tactics, we learn that Yannis really isn’t needed in a relationship. First, he wants a housewife “as it should be.” Second, Yara just doesn’t ignite him enough.

Of course Yannis flies home. Of gasoline, Ferrari and inflamed housewives.

Tip top if one has a focus. As is known, Gregory also has his focus. God, Jesus and stuff. At a last morning meal, Yara is eager to know if she is also in his attention. When she asked him to finally tell her something relevant about himself and his feelings for her, he – a very overly dramatic actor – said, “Then kiss me!” “Absolutely bad, nai,” she replies.

She prefers to kiss Eric. Again, didn’t she kiss him until episode four? Yes! Eric catches up with everyone. During the sensitive daddy training with the baby boy, he doesn’t break the baby’s neck several times like the totally ignorant Amir, but plays very sweetly with the plastic part, massages his hands, talks to him and has no technical or emotional problems because he the brother is from “six siblings”, as it is apparently called in Austrian.

As he gets dressed for the date with Yara, she talks about having sex with some other guys. Suajb becomes “horny” while doing so.

Haha, wishful thinking! By the way, Yara stands twice for forty minutes with a twenty minute break in between. And Suajb is convinced that quality in sex comes from quantity. And Amir represents the “wave technique”, where the man is “Aquaman” and in the end it comes down to the “joyback”.

And so when everyone is all erotically charged and it doesn’t even take a flame to ignite Yannis’ gas, Eric and Yara meet. And it is immediately larded and smacked like crazy. He admits that when he sees them he always says, “Wow, my sunshine!” thinks the overworked “butterflies” hatch in their guts. Splashing in the pool is “megamagical, megabeautiful” (he) and so erotic that she is au “e chli müessa ufpassa” (she). Ah! Young and horny.

There is still Amir. There’s still James – “I can di nonig goo laa” – despite having a primitive primate step in the dance studio last week. There’s Arbnor, whose voice softens in her presence and whose broken toe almost broke her heart boxing in Thai. And there is Mega Megaman Eric.

So Yannis and Gregory are out. And Philip. And next week all the remaining items will go together to a lonely island – and what to do??? deep talk? Firework? Sex? Babies? AND IS THIS VOLTAGE PORTABLE???? Unfortunately, yes. Dear Community at the Sacred Campfire of the Mockingbirds: I’m afraid things are a bit swayed at the moment. Like Kenny’s hair when it’s not tied up.