worship vs. Parship: Spiritual is just another word for sharp!

Simon Meier

A gym is a place of strength. You do strength training in the gym. We all know. Some go to the gym because they need to work on their office backs, others to optimize their Instagram fitness. In between is a large gray area of ​​behavioral problems. Actor Gregory, for example. He needs the gym quite esoterically as a place of power. Here he meets God.

He has been a free church member for ten years, influenced by faith and his free church looks like “a modern Chile, so chli wine concert hall”. From there he has now brought the appropriate music to the gym for the “bachelor” guys: “It gives me peace, it’s so Wörschip music, it’s birth music, I know, I’m going to God.” And then he prays with Amir between the power machines.

Since Yara said that spirituality is important to her in addition to puzzles, all the boys are suddenly spiritual and want to pray, meditate and especially massage. Which suggests that spiritual is just another word for sharp. Yara has no problem with that, on the contrary.

It comes what must come – a kiss! And not just like that! He was really charged with sexual energy, says James.

James. He was the first to open the car caravan of fate three weeks ago. The first to get out of a limo ahead of Yara. Since then, Yara’s chakras have been occupied by James. She keeps forgetting other boys’ names and calls them James.

If she is not allai with him, she thinks he is arrogant. She hopes his arrogance is just a shield. Of course she is! Behind this is an old gang of brothers owned by James who collectively neglected one of the brothers, eventually leading to his death. James alone could not save him. So he took refuge in spirituality. And in the arrogance. Yara is moved and in love with this man and his story.

And what are the other guys doing? They crash Yara and James’ date and go Magic Mike. And all because Amir is jealous of James. How appropriate that Yara’s favorite flower, the majestic orchid, is also the favorite flower of James and Amir’s mothers! Isn’t that a spiritual nod from Cupid? Couldn’t Yara & James & Amir just join in a threesome? It’s not that complicated anymore!

Or is it??? Okay, it’s a tragedy, but the fact is, and it’s no wonder, Yara has a relationship disability. Many do, for example in the form of five children from five broken relationships, of a farm, which made farmers one of the first to look for a wife on TV, or of 27 cats with whom you then have to share a bed. Yara’s handicap is made up of thousands of pieces. Yes, I mean the puzzles.

How sad is that?!?! Do the puzzles work like an electrically charged fence that keeps the men away from Yara? Or as an anti-male mosquito plug? Oh dear!!! But also somehow … understandable?

Conversations with Yara all eventually end with the puzzles. The question of exit is disconnected by the fact that she prefers a puzzle over any club. The topic of sports ends with the fact that she used to love to ride horses, but now she prefers puzzles. Puzzli just hasn’t played a role when it comes to sex. Still does not matter! “You dear, you must destroy the well in 573 Taili.” Addiction is addiction.

So who can cure Yara? Eric with the healing hands massage? The sweet motorcyclist Filip – also with healing massage hands? Bearded Amir or Bearded James, both with orchid mothers? Gergory with his all-encompassing rescue complex? Suajb with his knowledge of real and fake muscles?

Incidentally, Fabio, the former Swiss trampoline jumping champion, is no longer there. Maybe because it’s been six years since his last relationship, which Yara finds strange. Maybe Fabio finds the 18,000 piece puzzle “My grassy herb garden” or the 25,000 piece puzzle “Whales under water” secretly funny too. Just say it!

hp At this point I would like to apologize to Carl-Philipp of the Watson editorial team. He is very young and has not been with us that long (only half a year!) much too short for that!) can be combined with names. It just doesn’t work. Which can be kept hidden for a surprisingly long time. But the truth finds its way steadily and relentlessly. Also with Carl Philipp. I’m very sorry.

I then pretended to remember all the “bachelor” candidates based on their tattoos. Of course I can’t either. You too? The resolution is below.

1.Sebas, 2.Eric, 3.Salvatore, 4.James.