In the age of the internet, anyone can express their opinion about anything. The same goes for movie ratings. In fact, sites like Rotten Tomatoes encourage the public to do so. Each film and series is not only rated by professional critics, but also by viewers. And opinions differ.
This sometimes leads to very funny reviews – and also reviews that shouldn’t be taken too seriously. Here are 23 of the funniest 1 star (or less, since 0.5 stars are also possible) ratings from Rotten Tomatoes:
“There were NO WOLVES in the movie. What a rip off.”
“Stupid movie. First it was tree people, then fish people.”
“It’s a mess. I’d rather pass the time listening to 1,000 dogs throw up.”
“Terrible actress, no wonder she disappeared.”
“This movie was so bad I don’t want to waste my time reviewing it anymore.”
“I hate Shrek with a passion that burns brighter than a thousand suns.”
“I swear there’s probably porn with a better story.”
“It was the longest 2 hours and 30 minutes of my life and the last line of the movie was, ‘This is just the beginning,’ holy gimmick.”
“I’d rather be tortured by Darth Maul every day than see that again…”
“The Elbe is hot. I didn’t understand it all that much.”
Not even Ryan [Reynolds] was able to save this movie 😅.”
“Why are you British?”
“‘Mean Girls’ is too mean.”
“I’m an eight-year-old boy and I hate this movie. It gave me nightmares and sometimes still does.”
“‘Divergent’ makes me want to go back to District 12.”
“I didn’t like the movie after I found out it wasn’t real.”
“You know it’s a propaganda film when there’s the word red in the title. Watching paint dry is sexier and more fun than that pulp movie.”
“Toys can’t talk. *shakes head*”
“This movie did to me what no sleeping pill ever could.”
“I didn’t feel like Wolverine was watching it.”
“VAMPIRES DON’T SHINE IN THE FUCKING SUNLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Do you like to dance and smoke? And dance while you smoke? Then you’ll love this movie!”
“So scary I wet my pants and cried. 10/10»
Source: Watson
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