Will she be queen of the jungle? Djamila von der Lippe likes loose screws – we love them

And every day greets the Lipstick animal. Djamila Rowe asks herself every morning, “Am I wearing a bra today? The weather will decide whether I wear a bra.” The weather usually decides against the bra. Except on Fridays. Djamila now finally knows why her lips, freshly sprayed for the bush, are still swollen: “That’s the toothpaste!” Welcome in the most beautiful madness since kangaroo testicles first appeared on TV.

A fully representative survey of two to three Watson editors found that Djamila is our favorite celebrity in the camp. Does the woman not touch? There is her bad childhood among GDR alcoholics. There’s her love for the jungle camp: “I’m enjoying this time here because I’m not lonely.” There’s her amazing knowledge of frogs: “I don’t know, if they’re poisonous, do you have to lick them?”

And: She simply wants to know how long such a man can actually do without anything. “When you’re not having sex, the pressure builds,” says Gigi, and Lucas Cordalis admits that after a day without his testicles hurt. So what should you do there? Jerking off in the smelly jungle toilet or would you rather sing “Kumbajah” while Jana URKRAFT (not “Urkraft”, as we mistakenly wrote) does an intuitive sound meditation with pot lids?

The heavily indebted jungle camper Cosimo is for Costa Cordalis. Because? Costa was Greek. And Cosimo always heard “Greek wine” from Greeks. It has to come together somehow. Once Greek, everywhere Greek.

Costa’s son Lucas is politely silent about this, but maybe he just doesn’t know any better, general knowledge is always a matter of luck here. Senior camper Markus Mörl, who was in the charts 40 years ago with the sweet space romance “Little flashlight burn”, tells a very boring story about himself and Dieter Bohlen, which Bohlen immediately denies on RTL, something about a restaurant bill that Bohlen does not pay, but at least now we have a reason to get the video out of the flashlight.

In general, this was the week when mini celebrities dissed XXL celebrities, not only Bohlen was there, but also Heidi Klum, or as ex-GNTM contestant Tessa says: “I saw how icy and bitterly cold she is, and it no matter how fake she is. She’s like a super psycho with no empathy. In fact, the devil is in it.”

Therefore, according to GNTM, Tessa did not go under a (gag) contract with Heidi’s father Günther Klum, but rather cleaned toilets (they would have been extremely clean, curious “eyewitnesses” reported to the German media at the time) and lived with her daughter from Hartz IV.

Tessa is difficult as always. Or “tiringly pure, tiring puuuuuhhh!” (giggy). Respectively was difficult. The TV audience has now rescued them from the jungle. Together with Markus Mörl and Verena Kerth. Jana URKRAFT is now the last vegan.

Wasn’t Verena an angel of kindness and equanimity? Weren’t her thoughts and mind as stimulating as a hummingbird tickling a lotus flower? Didn’t we understand why this beautiful dream woman was engaged twice but never married? Don’t we share her self-evaluation: “I think I’m cool.”

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But another thinks she’s really, really good. Mark Terenzi. Ex of Sarah Connor. Ex of Gina-Lisa Lohfink. Ex de Jenny Elvers. Former Jungle King. He welcomes his Verena, who set out to become the jungle queen, with the words, “It’s great!”, a sympathetic marriage of “it doesn’t matter” and “it’s great”.

“I like the title Frau Terenzi more than the jungle queen. Sometimes you have to lose to win,” says Verena. It was worth it: she will receive a compensation of 30,000 euros for nine days of Busch, her third fiancé reportedly 15,000 euros for his romantic guest appearance.

Or else? Trans woman Jolina patiently explains her sex reassignment surgery to Gigi, saying that the penis was not cut off, but turned inside out. “Ah, they’re going in! So you can get him out again!” Gigi responds with relief.

Guru Jana tearfully confesses to top chef Papis that she almost died of anorexia when she was 18 or 19, which is why gopfridli now needs as much of the rationed jungle cooking oil as possible. Papis himself feels weak “like a fried melanzane” and falls over from weakness. And Lucas gets such a cabin fever that he refuses to work a night shift for the sake of his sleep: “I’m human too, imagine!” It’s good he said that. Until now we thought he was a Greek god.

But the worst crime against the general public is committed by the two tattoo bros Cosimo and Gigi. After a treasure hunt, they are faced with a choice: four eggs for all or a pizza for both. They pounce on the pizza. A “damned sin” (Cosimo).

Lucas is sure that ghosts roam the camp at night, Father Costa has blissfully seen some, and he has his theory about spiders: “It’s true that when you see a spider you’re scared. But you’re only really scared when you can’t see the spider anymore.”

Well, this damn real power of the imaginary, on which so much is based: lyrics, self-assessments, projections, lipsticks, and marriage proposals.