Let’s start? Let’s start!
Dear Emma
You were cool when you were single and you told funny sex stories. Now you’re in the mainstream, an aging woman trapped in a boring cage. Shame.
Greetings
Corine
Dear Corine
I really like my regular life, aging in a cage. Even if this doesn’t include cage or mainstream as I understand it and don’t like it. Of course I’m a bit mainstream. I just ate an acai bowl and drank a matcha latte yesterday. The second is a lie. Of course you are right about aging. But I think you’re getting older too. Aging is the course of nature. But getting older isn’t necessarily a bummer, I guess. My sex is much better today than it was ten years ago.
Do it better
Your Emma
Hi Emma and Sandro
How about a foursome?
LG
X and Y
Hi X and Y
As life wants it and it comes to that, I wish all of us with all my heart that the foursome really hits the mark.
Cordial greetings
Emma
Hi Emma
It’s incredibly selfish of you to deny Sandro the chance to become a father. Let him go if you don’t want children. Or consider whether you want to have your selfishness treated in such a way that it can fulfill its wish. If you tidy up your house, maybe you won’t be such a bad mother after all.
Dagmar
Dear Dagmar
Thanks for your mail. I just went to the basement, undid Sandro’s handcuffs and left the door open. Are you really excited to see if and when he goes?
Emma
Sage Emma
So the thing with Sandro and you is a joke. Therefore: do we want to fuck?
Renato
Sali Renato
The thing with Sandro and me is really funny. But no thanks, we, you and I, or I, want to fuck you pas du tout.
Emma
Hey Emma
Admit it, you’re Ben too?
So long
Carla
Dear Carla
Naturally. I am Ben, Dani Huber, Lina and Maurice Thiriet.
LG
All of us
Hello, Emma
There’s something I’ve been wondering about for a long time. Have you ever had sex with a Watson user? And if so, with which one? Haha.
regards
Susie
Hey Susie
From a purely statistical perspective, this is entirely possible. Officially I don’t know. But the answer to the second question is also burning under my nails. I’ll be sure to ask future playmates about their Watson status.
regards
Emma
Hi
It’s so bad, there’s a war going on in the world and you get money for the waste you produce. No wonder we all go to the dogs.
Hi
If I could have ended the wars if I had ended the “garbage” I produce, I would have stopped the day before yesterday instead of today. It would be damn nice if it were that easy.
All love. But above all, lots of love
Emma
Hello Emma
Just a small question, because there are many disagreements among our friends. Have you ever had sex with Ben?
Griessli
Franzi
Yo Ben, do we want to reveal that in one of the next texts?
Emma
Dear Emma
I sometimes find you very restless and annoying. But I can’t help it, I love your texts and would really like to be friends with you in real life. I’ll tell you straight: I love you!
Gisela
Sali Gisela
I’ll tell you how it is: I love you too. You and all the other villains who created my favorite subuniverse here.
Forever
Your Emma
Source: Watson
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