These are the funniest jokes about wine

The guest says to the waiter:
“There’s something wrong with my wine, it’s too cloudy.”
Then the waiter:
“Don’t worry, your glass is a little dirty.”

Doctor: “Do you have any questions?”
Patient: “Can I finally drink wine again?”
Doctor: “No, we talked about this a month ago!”
Patient: “I was hoping science had made progress so far.”

What do wine and politics have in common?
Unfortunately, you only realize later which bottle you chose.

Wife says to her husband:
“Darling, the doctor strictly forbade you to drink wine with your meals!”
Then husband:
“Then we’ll clean up the food!”

The guest says to the waiter:
“Do they always serve such bad wines?”
The waiter answers:
“Except Mondays, then it’s a day off.”

In a bar, the guest drinks a glass of wine and has to go to the toilet. Meanwhile, the guest writes a note because he doesn’t want anyone else to drink from his glass: “I spit in it!” When she turns, she finds someone writing something new under her note: “Me too!”

Doctor: “You won’t get old if you keep drinking like this.”
Patient: “Of course wine keeps you young!”

The guest says to the waiter:
“Your wine is so bad!”
The waiter doesn’t seem to care.
The guest insists: “It doesn’t work that way. Bring me either the innkeeper or the complaint book!”
Then the waiter:
“Unfortunately that’s not possible. Both are full.”

Doctor: “Do you drink?”
Patient: “Sure, what’s your offer?”