Fabrizio calls ladies ‘godforsaken bitches’. A man that no woman should trust

Simone Meier

There is a level. Let’s say in love, in rap or in general interpersonal relationships. And then there is a level below the level. In all three examples mentioned, this applies to the Bachelor 2023, as we must now say in all ruthlessness. So to Fabrizio.

For anyone who hasn’t noticed yet, winter is coming in “Bachelor’s” paradise. No, winter is already here, freezing cold, with biting wind and meters of snow that suffocates every emotional rosebud before it even dares to dream of summer.

The bachelor has insulted three ladies. And very difficult. Verena, Rosa and Marcelline. A few days ago he told a 3+ employee that he thought the cameras were off, a fatal misconception! There is always something going on, and someone is always wondering where which video can be sold in the most stormy way.

Let’s face it, a shock was much needed, so far nothing has happened this season of ‘Bachelor’ that could have been made into a viral hit. Everything is always so well behaved. Even though in episode 5 Lidia evokes a real lady-bitch attitude and suggests a war between the sisters in her “Poetry Slam” performance (Poetry Slam… I just say levels) without being specific. What it cannot do, after all, we have not seen anything of this war yet.

But now the great white shark has bitten the dinghy of slightly cloudy pleasure. Because Fabrizio said the following when the camera was supposedly off: “But the bitches are in there. Did you notice Handers?” Apparently ex-‘single’ lady Belida is also present there, says a male voice off screen.

“No, Belida is cool,” says Fabrizio, “but Verena and Rosa are in there. And Marcelline. The bitch! Man, that godforsaken bitch, believe me!” “Bad and so on, super shocking,” the voiceover says. “Yes, great, hahahahahahaha! That’s all there, yes. “What a bitch,” Fabrizio agrees.

OK. What else did Fabrizio say to Lidia last week? That he was looking for a woman with impeccable manners who could be a role model for his daughter? And what about the role model function of the father? I’m just asking! And speaking of questions: where were the three of them anyway? What triggered Fabrizio? Apparently something that really exists, so no metaphor or anything like that. Possibilities are: in the “Arena”, in the swingers club, in Olten. Let’s think back to the distant year 2015. And the most legendary introduction to a (Watson) article ever written:

What an apology we had to apologize for this “hole” afterwards! It was an odyssey of journalistic self-destruction! The entire Watson editorial team wore shirts made from nettles for a week and regularly whipped each other! Rightly so! Olten, you diamond in the rough on the Aare! You are the most credible of the German-speaking Swiss cities! You unique one!

Olten is not called a hole. And you don’t call your ladies bitches. No ‘bitches’ either. Or “bitch”. And you don’t put ‘Godforsaken’ or ‘huere’ in front of it either. Just no. Out. Completely. Whew. And what does the woman think who has already won this year’s season but is not allowed to say anything for a few weeks? Has she broken up yet?

It has already become clear that Fabrizio is not as sweet in dealing with women as he wanted us to believe in the first episode. For example, that he shows shockingly conservative tendencies when it comes to the subject of ‘dancer’. Vanessa earns her living as a dancer. And Rina’s part-time job is as a “show dancer”, for example for rappers.

Fabrizio sees a great need for compromise when it comes to dancing. So the dancer must make compromises for his own sake. Many things are possible in his fantasy, but there is no way that this could happen in the fantasies of other men. The worst is “töple”. He could never be with a fooled woman.

Probably men like… Fabrizio.

That’s why he sends Vanessa home from Rosene on the fifth evening. The need for compromise would probably have been too great. Besides, he sends Vanessa away with Lidia. Although he did explicitly praise Lidia’s thoughtful ‘poetry slam’.

Liar. She passed him by the Füdli, philosophy. So does Lidia’s governess-like call for good behavior.

The word of the week comes from Samantha and is:

Like Fabrizio, Samantha is a recreational rapper. But when he describes himself as an “artist,” she doesn’t take herself particularly seriously. She decides not to perform a dance like Vanessa or a pantomime like Jennifer or a moderation like Rosa or a poetry slam like Lidia on the big show stage of hopelessness that happens once a season, but rather to rap. Until then she had only done this ‘in clubs and things like that’, ‘and there are all those drunks’ (that is, everything just like in ‘Bachelor’), and therefore the ‘inhibition threshold’ was not that high.

Item, Samantha has a real chorus, namely “Schützed oies Läbe, s’isch wärtvoll!”, which makes more sense than Fabrizio’s rival rap: “And I want to go to Schtrand and lift you up, baby.” Clear win for Samantha.

Or else? Rina and Fäbu spend a lot of time with dogs. In a dog shelter. Rina is ecstatic. The fact that he is so interested in dogs shows her the kindness of his heart. Haha. If only she had known how he talked off camera… She has four mini Chihuahuas of her own. And he said to her as she handed out the roses: “Dog men are incredibly valuable. You are a good companion. But are you a good lover?”

Whatever the answer is: he doesn’t deserve Rina. He has since apologized, saying on “20 Minutes,” “Even if I don’t get along with all the candidates equally well, that doesn’t justify my ill-advised choice of words, which I made out of emotion. I deeply regret having hurt the feelings of the candidates and have personally apologized to everyone.”

I bet this year’s usually heavy reunion episode will be extra steep and end in a real rose storm?