And Jared Leto is a giant cat: the worst pictures of the stars at the Met Gala-2023 Fashion

Viewers of Internet broadcasts began to joke even before the first stars appeared on the horizon. It turns out that the red carpet in 2023 is not red at all, but tri-colored and similar to … Toothpaste. The chandeliers and railings were made from plastic bottles to save the environment – ​​the backdrops were promised to be dismantled after the Met Gala. So, against the background of all the accompaniment atypical for a ball, it did not look so strange …

We honestly hoped it was neural network tricks. And even tried to make out the uneven Photoshop outline. But no, it’s true Jared in a Choupette cat costume – Karl Lagerfeld’s favorite. And yes, you have now officially seen it all.

Putting the gorgeous J. Lo in her own Ralph Lauren on the worst list is a serious challenge! Because somehow Jennifer’s inner fanboy won’t let her judge the goddess. But let’s be honest (as well as the singer’s cleavage): her weakness as a fashionista is the lack of balance between “spectacular” and provocative. So we get a great dress with a swimsuit bodice and a veil.

We know, we know, now all the Doji fans are going to riot. And yes, she really outdid everyone and made the most memorable tribute to Choupette the kitty. And yes, this outing will be remembered for a long time, and yes, the dress fits the star flawlessly – but we have a feeling that this makeup will come as a nightmare for someone at night. And we don’t envy them. Did you agree with Leto?

We love Margo and can’t wait for her Barbie, but here we have to say that we are not very happy about the actress’ release. If only because her stylist missed a great opportunity to dress his charge in pink Chanel – this is what everyone has been waiting for! A black dress certainly won’t ruin it, and we’d like to move the Hollywood blonde shot up the “best of the best” list, but this see-through corset…

Did you turn on the air conditioner? Or did it get cold in New York – were the apple trees blooming? We don’t understand why Ariana appeared on the red carpet in a down jacket with fur trim. And the lime hue is a bit different from what is associated with Lagerfeld, whose work was the Met’s official theme. Maybe someone was sent a deeply fake invitation with the wrong dress code?…

It’s not that we don’t trust Cardi, but we put her on our list of potential fashion outsiders before the Met Gala even started. Because the star quite often looks… Kind of ridiculous. Cardi fans forgive us for this attack, but Chenpeng Studio’s velvet roses were made for someone else and the rapper’s perfect outfit got lost along the way.

There is a feeling that Janelle reviewed not only documentaries about Karl Lagerfeld, but also Lady Gaga’s show in preparation for the fashion Oscar. And very specifically, in 2019, when the singer changed her clothes right on the Met Gala red carpet. And now Monet also decided to open fire on Thom Browne – but it would be better if she kept it to herself… The performance turned out to be dubious.

Another unfortunate hit on the naughty list is beauty Florence with a bold bob. Everything would seem to be nothing in this custom Valentino look: there is both a reference to Chanel couture and a palette to match the theme, but the eye keeps moving to the bodice, which is paroled. It shouldn’t be like this – it spoils the impression of a great outfit on the beautiful Pugh 🙁

It joins our list of the most successful Ken-Ken outfits. From whom, but from her they did not expect! In general, it seems that there is nothing to complain about: the color scheme is what you need, the white Lagerfeld collar is in place, there are also massive boots, as the Kaiser liked. But something is still wrong: maybe the overall impression is spoiled by the swimsuit, which is “not friendly” with all those subtle references to the genius Karel? .. It’s very caricatured.

The daughter of the legendary Kate Moss is already a growing fashion icon in her own right, but she still can’t boast of the chic brilliance that her mother possesses. And the peach-fluffy Lila was a little lost in the background of Kate. In addition, the model’s gloomy mood and her cheerful outfit clearly did not agree.

Something lately, Olivia has been unlucky on the red carpet. Everyone on the internet is writing off the upset feelings after the split with Harry Styles, but we’re starting to suspect the stylist has apparently forgotten what his charge looks like. The proportions are broken, the best parts of the figure are not emphasized – but Olivia is a beauty!

We did not wait, we will not discuss. Stars like Emily are hard to screw up, but Tory Burch’s dress didn’t do it justice. Ratajkowski is already called a “loser” in geometry, but we still can’t figure out what exactly is wrong: bangs or crosses without zeros on the dress.

The not-so-happy and cute Emma we just adored at the last Met Gala. The Miu Miu set seems to be perfect for her, but the makeup “ate” the look and the silver long sleeve under the jacket seems redundant. And the blue headband too: if this is an attempt to fit into the Chanel theme, then it shouldn’t, oh, shouldn’t …

But Penelope, perhaps unlike Dua Lipa, was not supposed to play Lagerfeld’s bride. With her burning temperament and very expressive appearance, this naive veil was inconsistent, and the dress seemed to lack length … In general, the puzzle did not work out.

Something definitely broke in Kim’s wardrobe after her divorce from Kanye: what can’t be taken away from him is her taste and the ability to shock viewers with outfits bordering on art. Because so many West-era Kardashian outfits have become iconic, but this one definitely won’t make the list.

Refined Schiaparelli pearls – not exactly what “asked” for Kim’s curves – seem to no longer set trends in the star family. And the star unwittingly repeated her look from a 2007 Playboy shoot. It’s clearly not the association she was aiming for – the reference is so “peppered” it’s probably not even worth applying.

Even the famous tennis player’s outfit is not okay: a pink dress with feathers on these internets of yours is compared to a charming yeti or gift wrapping. It’s unflattering, that’s true, but we hope Mirka will have better luck next time. Red carpets require training!

We love and respect Alexa, because she is one of the few modern fashionistas without a car of star stylists who can look equally organic in casual and eccentric fashion. But Roisin Pierce’s abundance of bows is confusing this time: did you order a wedding cake for Penelope Cruz?

The rapper successfully played the silver boy – it’s almost like the golden one from the legend of the same name. To be honest, we haven’t fully grasped the idea yet – we’ll let you know how we understand or find an explanation. In the meantime, the Internet may be closed.

The idea of ​​the Met Gala is to honor the fashion industry and its elders by presenting the theme of the ball in a non-trivial way. No, well, of course you can immediately write “Karl” on the train, but it’s somehow on the forehead, Lily, dear ….

I’m sorry dear, but this time it’s too much! On the one hand, it’s great to watch Billy discover new aspects of the character, awaken different styles – it’s great and with emphasis on both “o’s”. But Simone Rocha’s dress would definitely look cooler without the heavy styling and styling – there’s still a little more to it!

However, this clearly isn’t the last Met for Eilish, so we’ll keep watching her progress. And Lil Nas, we hope until next time he at least sort of… dresses up or something.