Ahoy, friends of photo fun. Has anyone noticed that PICDUMP and DICKPUMP go hand in hand linguistically? Next week I get to do the PiDi for the last time (then you’ll have your Sergio back), so let me know if you want a grubby picdump.
Enough of the main cinema, LET’S GOOOOO! 💯🔥🥵
The idea came from:
G_Man
The cover photo must contain:
Skydive to meme paradise
And this is what the work should be called:
One jump to rule them all
Pedestrians: ‘I have to be careful not to get hit’
Motorists: ‘I have to be careful not to hit anyone’
cyclists:
“People Drinking Coffee”
«People who drink tea»
“People who don’t drink”
“Okay wait, you only bike for 30 minutes to run on a treadmill for 17 minutes?”
“The Life of a Philosopher: Birth, Why, Death.”
Or give it to your mother. She knows what to do.”
“Finding out that the strippers are spinning and not the strippers around the poles is like finding out as an adult that Santa isn’t real.”
‘I bring news from the front, sir. The food bowls are empty, the litter boxes are full and the natives are getting restless.”
“When you look up the lyrics and find out you’ve been singing nonsense for years.”
“I’m so sorry, I heard your family is getting a cat.”
“Me, if the element of surprise is not on the periodic table.”
“Did you stay up late yesterday?”
«No…»
*a new toothpaste comes out*
dentists:
“Please, my ancestors, I need your advice”
*flop flop flop*
No one: “How was your day?”
me:
“If I had to look up every other word guys use these days”
*annoying old man sounds*
«Me when I hear my own voice in a recording/video»
“Hey, do you have lights or something?”
Time traveller: *puts up a chair*
The new timeline:
“I really hate it when flies rub their hands. What the hell are you up to, motherfucker, you’ve got a lifespan of about three days”
Source: Watson
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