ESC for the second: Huch, who’s singing today? About Remo Forrer as a 12 year old?

… and neither did Madeleine. But I have the honor of co-supervising the best live ticker in the world. A quick warning: I always claim that I understand quite a lot about many things. ESC is not necessarily one of them. That’s why my motto today is: Fake it ’til you make it. And for the expertise we have you anyway! I wish us a lot of fun!!!

… «Watergun» time-critically adjusted and rewritten as «Bankrun». Especially the lines «Where did we go? We sniff more than one line” (originally: “Where did we go? We are standing on the frontline”) we like. Stop Zurich.

A GSoA ballad from spared Switzerland 🥴 Such a shame about Remo Forrer’s great voice! Because I’m a fan, I rewrote the lyrics. @SimoneMeier3 and Oliver @FoodPorn2000 Baron!! Maybe something can be done about it! Share this tweet!! #ESC2023 pic.twitter.com/vKhUCJf6Kk

— Patrick Frey (@patrickyfrey) May 11, 2023

…from tonight’s dress rehearsal.

tried to say something but all I can do is bark, Hannah Waddingham. YOU ARE INSANE pic.twitter.com/qupctRVLuA

— Rafaela (@stcinedlies) May 11, 2023

Presenter Hannah Waddingham shows rocker Julia Sanina how air guitar works.

This is Hannah Waddingham’s world. We just live in it. #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/eM0yi96T0H

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 9, 2023

Good evening, dear ESC alcoholics and other TV addicts! isn’t it beautiful? It might suck outside, but here the community is hugging. To warm up, the guys from The Busker from Malta have nice knitted sweaters. Those were the ones with the “I feel better in my sweater” line. You may have already been kicked out, but thank you with the most professional cordiality for the ESC experience.

This is how you should respond to NQ and not throw a tantrum like Ireland’s Wild Youth did #Eurovision #Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/o1DFs4wfzV

— James Hill (@JHill_47) May 11, 2023