Here Are 26 “Funny” Quotes You “Must See”

So… With a lot of Speuz, or what?

So probably not in this millennium. Or is that what the cafe is called?

So minimal risk. But maybe a little.

But don’t be surprised…

I would risk it.

This supermarket gets it. The vegetables are finally red.

“Closed”. So open?

«Lisa». Name known at the hair salon.

Ooh. Again elephant eggs for breakfast.

To a certain extent: “Accident pretty nice!”

The problem with the quotation marks is of course known not only in our part of the world, but also in English speaking countries…

«Stairs» – or maybe just a black hole.

“Security Officer” – The sign is probably right.

If you want to “put it on a stick”, do we do it “if we can”? Why does this sign inadvertently conjure up fantasies?

Timmy goes on a trip with “Officer” Sandusky.

Run, Timmy!

What is this «Second Service» and why am I having fantasies again?

Two of the “nice” people in life.

Sorry Jen and Ted, they sure don’t mean it.

He wants to fool us! Better not choose him.

Pssst: It’s a turd.

That would make a great motivational quote for the office wall. And don’t lie, thanks to quotes.

Someone who misses their child?

“Proud mother.

Are you sure Karin?

Thanks for “reading” this far. Must have been “nice”.

The idiot empty.