This is what the cover photo should contain:
Ants that have to pack sex toys on an assembly line, monitored by a Teletubby in a police costume.
And this is what the work should be called:
Modern times
The idea came from:
Freddy Kruger
“When my child steps on the Lego he didn’t want to put away.”
«My father is an electrician in a zoo. Look how he spent his morning.”
‘Your father is damn short. »
“Is this animal poisonous?”
“The animal:”
“Bees.”
“Wasps.”
«Disney Character Names Explained.
‘Lion’ in Swahili
‘No one’ in Latin
‘Friend’ in Swahili.
‘Erect penis’ in English.”
“My finger when I use cheap toilet paper.”
“My blood pressure watches me pour my fifth cup of coffee of the day:”
“I’m not going to spend any more money on stupid things.”
“Two minutes later:”
“If you have wisdom teeth, but you’re still stupid.”
“She: ‘You better hold back, you’re on thin ice.'”
“I:”
“If you need to use a public toilet.”
“When I was a kid, there were no phones and tablets. We read the cereal box.”
«When grandma loves you, but she knows you’ll never bring her Tupperware back.»
Just look at ‘Pulp Fiction’.
“I Forgot My Phone.”
“Warm days like these are perfect for a refreshing Italian bubble tea.”
“My mother showed me fifteen incredibly blurry photos of flowers she had taken in her garden.”
“Me: *watches a horror movie*”
«The furniture in my house:»
“If you don’t like me, but your friends do, I’ll still end up in your timeline.”
“Thank you for your call, please wait.”
“This music sucks.”
“People in mobile game ads: ‘Oh my God, I can’t get to this level.'”
Only works in English.
“Mother: ‘Eat everything so you can grow up and be strong.'”
“I today:”
“How do you let your employees know that you will not be at the meeting on Friday afternoon.”
Analog: “There are some solid bangers being played here.”
«When you put things off until tomorrow and then tomorrow is.»
“I love being poor because when I sit in a car made after 2015, I feel like a spaceship.”
«*I invite seven friends to my birthday party*»
“My father, when they come in.”
“The well-known table legs for grilling.”
“I lost the sixth book in the series. After two months I finally found it…”
Source: Watson
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