13 Disturbingly Awesome Things You Can Buy (On the Internet). And you want them

Looking for a unique birthday gift for your loved ones? No? Oh yeah. We prefer to give ourselves gifts, anyway, here you will find a little inspiration of bizarre things you can buy on the internet.

The poorly photoshopped person above may make you suspicious. If you still want to take the risk, there’s this part…

…for sale here.

Because: why not, right?

Theoretically available here.

If you’re crying AND laughing right now: here.

Just in case: here.

Real pizza lovers never have too many slices on their plate that they then wrap up for later.

But for pizza lovers with a small appetite: here.

Cool? Than here.

It has teeth on it. I’m not sure if it can actually be used to clean anything. If you want to know, you can do so via the following link: voilà.

Just in case the recording itself does that like piss tastes disgusting. Or so. Theoretically it would be on Amazon.

Look at the logo. Haha.

Here.

The 2024 edition will certainly be coming soon. We are looking forward to it.

With a “sexy zipper”. Well… With this summery trendy item you will be an eye-catcher in the swimming pool.

What are you waiting for? (Theoretical: here.)

Look how happy she is with her blanket!

In case you got really jealous: here.

For all your friends who have trouble picking out the pickles when eating a burger. _{These delicate weaknesses.}

(Here.)

Other interesting shopping tips:

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