Recently, somewhere in the Zurich Unterland, the following sign hung on a tree near a playground.
So normal so far.
Just a day later, another sign graced the same tree.
message arrived.
No? The translation is something like this: WATCH YOURSELF, GOPF! THIS IS A STREET, NOT A PLAYGROUND!
We don’t want to elaborate on how necessary or likeable this sign is. But: Many people seem to find it easier to leave a passive-aggressive message than to address the issue directly.
We Swiss are by no means the only ones with this…
What does this pharmacy want to tell us? Anyway, she seems angry.
🙂
Sorry to drive so close to you.
OK.
Someone put a lot of effort into it.
Stop applying over and over again Kevin!
Attitude. Not relocation.
Still very creative.
I said no onions.
(Was that Huber?)
The Wi-Fi Neighborhood Dispute.
Your music is annoying.
Your spelling is more annoying.
Some people are probably already “lost” here.
When even your apps give up.
These reminders don’t seem helpful. We’ll stop them and stop bothering you.
Eminem would just say, “F*ck you, Debbie.”
Not Debbie’s.
I’m not sure if it’s unfortunate quotes or passive aggressiveness.
So beautiful.
For anyone who didn’t understand:
Oh! Free Yoga!
Do you want to do yoga for free? Start by picking up your dog’s poop. Also known as the downward facing dog position. Then throw it in the bucket!
A “No smoking please” sign would have sufficed.
Smoking is not allowed on the balcony during meals. We apologize for the extended lifespan.
Writing in Capslock is actually almost aggressive-aggressive.
No problem. Our staff will not interrupt your call to wait for you. That would be rude.
Before you get mad at the store that gingerbread hearts are already being sold in October:
The matter is clear…
Need to clean the sink?
Are there beard hairs in Bruenneli?
Yes?
Clean it up!
No? Yes it has!
Clean it!
Oh, with tit for tat!
And otherwise just like this:
Complaints about my work? Draw a number!
More bitches? Please: