Here we are again, it’s Wednesday and we’re all thirsty for memes. That’s why today we don’t want to dwell too long on the introduction and just get started. Well, one thing remains. And the title picture:
The idea came from:
Nonsense_2023
The cover photo must contain:
Baby with plant hair riding on tractor
And this is what the work should be called:
Planted baby
Not in the mood for the best of? Okay, then we’ll go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳
Finally Wednesday again!
Also works for the police.
“Friend: ‘How the hell did your car pass the inspection?'”
“The Examiner:”
Who also received mail?
“Me, checking the rent increase: ‘Please don’t be too high.'”
“The Rent Increase:”
Not really funny because it’s true…
“Houseplants: ‘Look at me the wrong way and I’ll die instantly!'”
“Plants in the Wild:”
It’s probably just this weird yo-yo effect.
“Me: ‘Why am I not losing weight?'”
“Me, too:”
That’s how you make money. 💪
“Adobe has developed software that can recognize Photoshop in an image.”
Thanks for that Tom!
«*Tom Cruise was born in 1962*»
“Missions Before 1962: ‘Possible!'”
The good old days.
“No one:”
“The French Royal Family in the 18th Century:”
Let’s assume the person was joking. 😅
“Which perfume smells better?”
¯_(ツ)_/¯
“Me, when I do my taxes, ‘I have a child.'”
Who knows?
«When the weekend is over and you have to say goodbye to the real you for a few days.»
Very stupid if you are the neighbor.
“The only person who really listens to both sides of an argument is the neighbor.”
Could be its own movie genre.
“I think my local library has bundles of DVDs to borrow and each is based on a specific theme.”
“Never travel with Tom Hanks.”
You want to show what you’ve got.
“You: ‘How extravagant are you?'”
“I:”
And then the person can not even boast about it.
“You may be cool, but you’ll never be cool in-a-Grinch-costume-stealing-a-cop-car-and-running-a-red-light.”
🤷♂️🤷♀️
“The look my family gives me when there’s a rehabilitation commercial.”
Who doesn’t know it? 😅
«When you clean up your room and all of a sudden you find all sorts of junk.»
💪💪💪
«There is no such thing as the perfect wall decoration…»
′′ Just 30 minutes ′′ just doesn’t exist… 😅
“Me: ‘I’m going to take a nap now.'”
«Me, three months later: »
Did someone say “dicpump”?
«I found this today in the toy bin at the thrift store.»
Haven’t we all dealt with a Billy? 😂
“Is the car still available?”
“Yes.”
“I’m not surprised.”
🤟🤟🤟
“If you’re doomed to eternity in hell, but you’re fine with it.”
Because it is a very good basis for a relationship.
“Mom, Dad, this is the woman I exchange memes with.”
It is indeed a sign!
“Wait a minute, I think God wants me to pet that cat.”
Only works if you know English and a little math.
The frog would not survive this translation.
And speaking of memes that don’t translate:
I remembered the movie very differently.
Whose school days does this meme perfectly describe?
«If the teacher asks you if you have any questions, but you sit in silence because you don’t even know what you don’t even know.»
The boy’s name must be Murphy.
“Me: *turns away for 3 seconds*”
“My son two hours after the bottle:”
Never forget!
«RIP dinosaurs. I can’t believe it was 65 million years ago. Always in my thoughts.”
And EVERY TIME you spill something. EVERY TIME.
“You don’t know what concentration is until you have to take this thing from the sink to the freezer.”
It would be a shame to reduce it to just one genre.
“My Playlist.” “My playlist too.”
Apparently the landlord did not understand the problem. 😅
“There’s a family of geckos living in my bathroom.”
«Pets are not allowed in the building. And by the way, the rent is due tomorrow.
At least we save with it a little the world. 🙄
“Paper straw after two minutes of use.”