No matter how well you know yourself, our annual horoscope 2023 knows you better

Who started the rumor that Capricorns are bull animals you can’t have fun with? On the contrary! The year begins or ends with you, which in both cases means exactly one thing: with you one can celebrate festivals wherever they fall, and this until they drop. You are the disaster pig of your family and your company, but you know how to hide this cleverly in everyday life. But then you’re on a dance floor, a table or a red carpet doing things that you’d rather not see so clearly on Instagram afterwards. And your party calendar is already packed for the coming months…

There is no more honest and analytically accurate zodiac sign than you. Your crystal clear judgment can end wars in a day. Everyone trusts you blindly. Dream jobs for you are: federal councilor, ambassador, relationship therapist, judge. Unfortunately, you are not only very critical of others but also of yourself and often think that you are the wrong person in the wrong place. You can see that. Your control of the corners of the mouth leaves a lot to be desired. But fear not: no matter how wrong the society you find yourself in, you are always the only right person. Your only fault is your modesty, grab the new year and throw it away!

Some fish are normal. Others are different. They are very strong in pleasing themselves. They never get bored as thoughts tumble through their heads like a dazzling swarm of discus cichlids. They secretly dream of Oscars and Nobel Prizes, they’ve already written a thousand acceptance speeches in their imaginations, and when they come to, they rub their eyes in amazement at the sheer sobriety of the world. And they dive again. Career-wise, this doesn’t do them much good and they often seem distracted, but it doesn’t matter, because they live in the best of all worlds. In 2023, they are particularly prone to romantic attacks, so please stop with caution.

No one is more optimistic than you, spring bubbles through your veins year after year, the scent of flowers comes from your nostrils, life by your side is like an eternal day at the beach bar, and your career seems to fail you sleep, you are pure temptation. There are always people who accuse you of taking life too lightly and being too superficial, but hey, they’re just jealous and still don’t want to be without your company. That would be like without butterflies. What they forget: behind the barely bearable lightness of being is hard work, which is especially true for the coming summer.

You win the prizes the fish can only dream of. Because you have a plan and a will, and when it comes to oysters, for example, you don’t think of sipping decadent sea manna, but very practically a metal glove and an oyster knife to open. You are a model of patience, but once you feel you are ready, you throw yourself into the arena of life and crush everyone with your artistry and inimitable charm. Taureans are repeatedly asked to make their skills accessible in self-help books – which, of course, is too low for them. And every day of the coming year.

Is it mean to say that twins are often very blonde and (not forever) very successful? Heidi Klum, Donald Trump… Yeah, it’s mean, because who wants to be compared to Trump? What is certain is that Geminis have a success gene that will greatly benefit them in 2023. They master multitasking like no other, can run a zoom meeting at the same time, clean the apartment, get married, flirt with their potted plant, take the cat to the grooming salon, write an input presentation for a conference, design a house, the perfect dark & ​​Mix Stormy and multiply their cryptos. At the same time! But with a constellation where you see double, that’s no wonder.

Be it Angela Merkel or Meryl Streep – crabs are like red wine: a great career in the second half of life is inevitable, everything is thrown after them, chancellors, ABBA musical adaptations, etc. Therefore, they do not lay too much emphasis on themselves in the first half of life should do, but are happy to devote themselves to love or their hobbies. Cancers have a pronounced urge to obsessively engage in things that others don’t even pay attention to: construction sites, knot theory, or cutting chess pieces are just three of them. In 2023, unexpectedly new, even surreal fields of work will open up.

As a Leo, you are used to others wanting to put you in a cage or train you because they are afraid of you. You are nothing but an XXL cat who likes to be in the spotlight and thinks the world belongs to him. After all, the lion is the heraldic animal of kings. And from Zurich. It is normal to have a high opinion of yourself. In 2023 you have to be careful that it does not get too high. Wonder if 3 plus real has been waiting to film your life as a 27-part docufiction and is looking to staff the last seven seasons of “Bachelor”. Or if it’s not enough to just look in the mirror for an hour and admire yourself.

Virgos are notorious for being difficult control freaks, which should clearly be described as character assassination at this point. Because in 2023 they will become real greenhouses of good feelings. Proto-virgin Keanu Reeves, for example, is not only the coolest, but also the most gentle, most compassionate, most helpful and selfless person in Hollywood! Qualities that also apply to all other Virgos. However, they cannot indulge themselves on the highly visible stages of Hollywood, but rather in the hidden communities of office gardens, sports clubs and reading circles. In addition to houseplants, they have already made many things bloom and glow.

That Libra means balanced is a blatant lie. On the contrary, all too often Libras are very confident in throwing too much into life’s scales. Too much glamour, too much clutter, too much megalomania. Self-awareness and self-expression are definitely out of balance in Libra, which everyone notices but them. However, sometimes a miracle happens and she realizes that too much is too much: she sheds some baggage, like a completely crazy husband, and balances things out. It will be exciting who turns out to be fiberglass in 2023.

You are the most affectionate of the zodiac signs. You are welcome to turn around again. Whether it’s a childhood sweetheart that you don’t want to let go of, or a cake stand (of which there are a lot waiting for you in 2023) that you had to walk past way too quickly. Your strengths are loyalty and tradition and loyalty to tradition. The jobs offered to you are accordingly: Handörgelibauer, violin grower or king. They are not difficult for you. But sometimes you dream of a really wild life. As a snake charmer, drink supplier or DJ.

There is not much to say about you: 2023 until you are at peace with yourself. You think you’re hot, the rest of the world thinks you’re super hot. You are the person without enemies and critics and therefore a kind of mythical creature. It’s not that fate didn’t take its toll, on the contrary, you knew them well, the demons that clawed at your soul and tore little pieces of it. But you smoked them all out, with therapies, alcohol, drugs, more therapies, you are the ultimate therapy success, and of course with day-long motorcycle rides through desolate landscapes. you won And now you can easily follow ABBA’s advice: The winner takes it all.