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So folks, should Suff-SMS-Sandro and I open up our relationship?

After kissing a really beautiful but annoying Yosef in Tel Aviv recently, Sandro and I wondered if we should at least open up our relationship a bit.
Emma Love

It’s not that the sex between Suff-SMS-Sandro and I got boring or bad or little. The sex is great. Real. It’s like a home game.

Home games are great. You come and win in the home ranking. What more could you want, you may ask.

For my part, I sometimes long for the first kisses, touches, new impulses. It so happened that the other day I was kissing Yosef in Tel Aviv, while Sandro was in Zurich.

I confess the kiss to him half an hour after it happened. Sandro, very Sandro, took it as a sport and took the opportunity to tell me that he also longs to kiss other women from time to time. And sleep with them.

So we gave ourselves the Ufzgi to think about whether and how we want to open our relationship.

So right now I’m sitting in some beach bar, looking at the sea, drinking a healthy and probably awful tasting smoothie and writing (or pushing) the following list of pros and cons:

  1. We can, we have lived that way for more than ten years. Always sleeping with others, to be home together in the end.
  2. Let’s face it: first kisses and first sex are exciting and fun and heartbreaking.
  3. Maybe we’d become more exciting for each other again. Not that we’re boring, oh, dumbass, you know…
  4. Kick trios. Especially VFM. Lucky you.
  5. The idea that we’ll just sleep with each other until the end of our days isn’t just weird, it’s unfortunate.
  6. Monogamy couldn’t have been Mother Nature’s serious plan without fuss.
  7. With the right agreements, we can be even more free together than we already are.
  8. If we’re allowed to do it officially, it might not be so exciting anymore.
  9. And if so, can we…
  10. Our trust and love are so strong that just having sex with others isn’t enough to kill us (hopefully/I think?).
  11. Nothing ventured nothing gained.
  12. If it doesn’t work, we close it again in no time.
  1. Any bitch that comes near you.
  2. (Do you go to jail for scratching each other’s eyes?)
  3. The thought of kissing, touching, fucking someone else hurts.
  4. And (still) makes me jealous.
  5. We could fall in love in a strange way (Okay, we can).
  6. Zurich is a village, there can be annoying chatter.
  7. Who explains it to your mother?
  8. How is your mother?
  9. The danger of a one night stand turning into a sexting chat and more.
  10. Confidentiality.
  11. Possibly a bad feeling if we travel separately.
  12. Could our sex life suffer?

Maybe we should ask people for advice, tips and experiences who live or live in an open relationship or just don’t want that at all. Which brings us to you, dear comment column folks.

Or maybe someone has the number of the relationship cosmos ladies? Do they read? If: Hi Felizitas, Sali Sabine. I love you. Felizitas just a little bit more. Do you still get slots, Felizitas? I ask very explicitly for my boyfriend and me.

Emma Love

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