Climate icon Greta Thunberg (19) has just verbally slapped influencer macho Andrew Tate (36). The teen epically refuted a provocation from the muscleman. Tate had wanted to tease the petite Swede with his fleet of gas-guzzling sports cars. Instead, he was speechless. Apparently that was just a foretaste of the problems Tate is facing now. Tat was arrested. The handcuffs apparently clicked due to Greta’s provocation.
Tate was arrested Thursday along with his brother Tristan, 34, by Romanian police in connection with the kidnapping of two girls. An arrest warrant had been issued for some time. The Romanian authorities did not know where Tate was. Until he revealed it himself: In response to Greta’s embarrassment, Tate released a two-minute rage video – featuring a pizza box betraying him in the foreground.
In the video, Tate boasted about other not-so-climate-friendly actions. By smoking a cigar, he “emitted greenhouse gases” while having a pizza delivered in a red jacket. And apparently it was precisely this pizza that now put Tate behind bars. The name of the pizza is written on the box in large letters: Jerry’s Pizza, a Romanian pizza chain. Tate revealed that he was in the country. Moments later, the police knocked on the door.
“It Gets Crazier”
Romanian authorities needed proof that Tate was in the country, according to civil rights lawyer and Harvard lecturer Alejandra Caraballo, 32. So they followed his posts on social media. “Greta Thunberg didn’t just destroy Andrew Tate with her tweet,” Caraballo said. “She also angered him so much that he accidentally revealed his presence in Romania to the Romanian authorities with his lame comeback video.”
Incidentally, Caraballo notes: “It gets even crazier. Last year, the Council of Europe urged Romania to effectively prosecute human trafficking.” The name of the EU expert group? Group of experts for action against human trafficking. In short: GRETA.
By the way, Greta’s legendary tweet is now one of the 25 most popular tweets of all time with 2.9 million likes. He could crack the top ten by the weekend.