This is future Sergio speaking! For as I write these lines, I am writing them for an introduction far into the future. Since Carl-Philipp doesn’t have time this week either, I’ve pre-produced this issue of the picdump. This means that you may have already seen one or the other meme. But you kind of had a time travel with this introduction, and that’s pretty cool, isn’t it?
But now to the cover photo of the future:
The idea came from:
Bombastic battle
The cover photo must contain:
Only this text: “This video is not available at your current location.”
And this is what the work should be called:
Wrong location
Not in the mood for the best of? Okay, then let’s go straight to the future picdump! 🥳
Finally Wednesday again:
who has more patience
“If you’re in the same Google Doc as someone else.”
That moment when you want to sink into the ground.
“Cashier: ‘The receipt is in your pocket.'”
“Me: ‘You too. ›»
Tell that to the rest of the class…
“The boy who always reminded the teacher to do his homework: *arrives in hell*”
“Satan: ‘Well, I just want to say I’m a big fan.'”
Who remembers?
“Remember how crappy jazz was before instruments were invented.”
She got the straight again!
‘Yes, I’ll call you later. I think daddy is starting to realize I’m high.”
Plea closed!
“Giving birth isn’t as painful as getting kicked in the balls.”
“Have you ever had a child?”
“No, but over the years women have said, ‘Let’s have another one.’ I’ve never heard a man say, ‘Come on, kick me in the balls again.'”
Sometimes it helps to have the facts in front of you.
«The vet shows my cat how fat she is…»
I wish I could laugh at that.
“My bed when I’m trying to sleep:”
“My bed when I try to get up:”
Just doing nothing is worse. 😁
A happy ending!
“Do you want to fucking die?”
“Sort of, yes.”
“Damn, do you want to talk about it?”
You’re always cooler there.
“I sit at the kid’s table to talk about video games instead of politics.”
I think we’ve had it before, but it’s just too good.
Ouch!
“When you compliment your crush and they say, ‘Haha, thanks!'”
Oh dear…
“T-Rex: ‘Holy shit! This meteor is headed straight for us!’»
“The Brachiosaurus:”
Speaking of dinosaurs:
Completed!
“Congratulations. What kind of cake do you want?”
“I don’t want cake.”
We wish it was a joke…
“And the Americans were like ‘Mmmmm…Breakfast!'”
At least learned something. 🤷♂️🤷♀️
“Me: Strange Historical Facts.”
“Innocent people.”
Haven’t we all done this before?
“You: ‘We need to meet!'”
“Me: ‘Sure, let me know!'”
The same goes for Christmas and birthdays.
“Me, waking up in my old age without my mother’s Easter basket.”
Who used to have to experience that, in the truest sense of the word?
*Mom forgets the keys in the house*
“Me at age 8:”
If you don’t get it, ask your parents.
“Me: ‘I don’t have a condom with me.'”
“She:”
Just doing nothing is worse.
“If your friend is crying and you don’t know how to help him and you just stare at his ugly crying face. »
And some can’t even breathe properly…
“Dogs 300 years ago: ‘I killed all the wolves and ate the liver of a fox who wanted to steal our food.'”
“Dogs Today: ‘You changed my diet and now I have diarrhea.'”
🙄🙄🙄
«20 year old waitress: *smiles and does her job*»
“Old Boys: ‘I Still Got It’.”
Who can never keep calm? 😅
“My brain, if someone asks me a normal question:
Movie quotes – song lyrics – childhood trauma – jokes that don’t work – weird theories about the world – random facts – new divergent interests – the answers I wanted to give – that’s what she said.”
Simple and yet so meaningful.
“Watch out, Picasso!”
Now we laugh about it.
“The white man was here.”
“How do you know that?”
“Elevenable.”
A picture says more than 1000 words, right?
Don’t grin now.
“When you hear a little person say, ‘When I was little.'”
The pill for the child in man.
“We need to talk when you get home.”
“Throw one in the water.”
“What the hell is that?”
“It’s a rhinoceros.”
It’s pretty cute, isn’t it?
«I will never order a TV table on the internet again. »
*daösklfnsöfn*
“When you wake up from a nap and you don’t know what planet you’re on.”
The main thing is that everyone is happy!
You love her anyway. 🤷 ♂️
“Some cats are smarter than others. My cat is one of the ‘others’.”