The cold winter is largely finally over. What follows is spring. With that, the flowers bloom again, the meadows become greener and yes … the air is polluted again – with pollen. The hay fever is back. The nose runs, the eyes itch … being outside becomes torture.
Today we want to show people who are lucky enough not to have hay fever what it is like to live with the “Pfnüsel”. Not in a scientific way, of course, but in the form of memes.
Why is no one helping?
“If a picture could describe the hay fever season…”
The Real Horror!
What hay fever feels like, explained in a GIF.
“Is the swelling going down?”
The market niche par excellence?
“I’m just getting ready to be outside in the spring. I already have the Benadryl earrings.”
It would be nice if that was included Austria Australia as it should be…
“Winter is over in Australia. Look at all that damn pollen.”
If someone says, “It’s just hay fever.”
“Fuck you, you can fuck me. I’m dying here, damn it! I’m going to fucking die!”
*Finally people with hay fever can enjoy the days outside*
The people with hay fever who can finally enjoy the days outside:
You will never see hay fever the same again.
«Pollen is essentially ‘plant sperm’. Therefore, hay fever is a sexually transmitted disease. Since no one voluntarily eats pollen, I concluded that we are all being raped by trees.”
Perhaps this British method will help.
«How to deal with hay fever:
1. Rub the eyes purple
2. Apologies for the swollen face
3. Keep saying, ‘Damn hay fever.'”
Hay fever explained simply:
“A few moments later.”
Person: “Come on, let’s go outside. It won’t be that bad.”
me, outside:
A relatively simple meme, but that pretty much sums it up.
Someone: “Oh, it won’t be that bad this year!”
nature:
Frankly, it doesn’t really matter. 🤷♂️🤷♀️
“Let’s open the windows.”
“It’s allergy season.”
If all medicines no longer help:
The last few years have been especially tough.
“I’m not sure if it’s allergies or Covid-19.”
Me, after the first sneeze: *everything normal*
Me, after the 5th sneeze:
… and me, after the 7th sneeze:
Person: “Do you think the pollen is already in the air?”
I:
When the expensive drug is useless:
Unfortunately, violence is not a solution here.
“Fuck flowers and fuck your luck.”
That can not be a coincidence!
“Pollen. dead star.
To ask?”
(smile)