It’s Thursday. And since that’s called “Little Friday,” we have every reason to rejoice. But if that’s not enough for you, here are some of the funniest headlines at the top.
Thanks for that, internet!
Opera singer can’t stop farting after surgery and loses her job
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A man leaves his work unnoticed for 6 years – until he wins a prize
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ISIS Commander mocked for looking like a kebab
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A 13-year-old Arizona boy who miraculously survived a lightning strike says he’s now waiting for his superpowers to kick in
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A police officer tried to shoot a dog for barking, but he accidentally shoots himself instead
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England’s oldest man says key to reaching age 111 is ‘avoiding dying’
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Bear breaks into a house in Colorado, plays the piano, but not very well
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Man Divorces His Wife After Seeing Her Cuddling Another Man On Google Maps
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Chinese zoo criticized for disguising furry dog as lion
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10-year-old boy steals parents’ car to visit grandparents 70 miles away…then tells police he’s a dwarf and forgot his driver’s license
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Man digs a 12-foot hole without realizing his metal detector detected his steel-toed safety boots
Older men escape the nursing home and attend the world’s largest heavy metal festival
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Friend who dated 35 women, each with a different birthday to get presents on a regular basis, is arrested in Japan for cheating
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A hidden camera left in a forest to take pictures of wildlife captures a naked man who swallowed acid and mistook himself for a tiger
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Parrot is stuck on the roof and keeps telling the firefighters to get out
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A strange creature that tastes like almonds has been unearthed in Russia
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Man confiscates refrigerator he bought for his girlfriend after catching her cheating
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“It smelled fantastic but I was so sad”: Australia’s largest garlic bread factory burns down
The penguin eats all the fish, gets fat and refuses to walk, mate and communicate
(Spirit animal. <3)
White woman gives birth to a black baby and accuses her husband of having sex with a black woman
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Blind bisexual goose Thomas, who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies, has passed away at the age of 40.
RIP, Thomas.
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And of course …
Pig steals a camper’s beer, gets drunk and starts a fight with a cow
Here’s the full story.