The story of this story is actually very simple. At the editorial office, we wondered if we wanted to do something for St. Patrick’s Day. When we worked out exactly what happened that day, we entered the term into our stock photo database and it was already clear: we need to give you the dumbest show the funniest stock photos on Ireland’s National Day. And here they are.
(As a small bonus, the original description of the stock photo is always below the image.)
Probably the first thing that comes to mind when you say “St. Patrick’s Day”.
“Date dog sausage dog with lucky clover isolated on black and dark dramatic background, selfish.”
Because Ireland can of course also be sexy.
«St. Patrick’s Day. Sexy man with a beer.”
How nice for everyone.
“Young friends have fun celebrating St. Patrick’s Day.”
Someone should tell them that the fireworks are behind them.
«St. Patrick’s Day Fireworks and Parade. Irish party. Group of friends and family celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in the streets of Dublin. Ireland fans celebrate with green drinks and shamrocks.”
Because really no one is too young to celebrate.
«Family for St. Patrick’s Day. Holidays, culture and tradition in Ireland. Children wear green leprechaun hat and beard with Irish flag and shamrock. Kids having fun at St. Patrick’s party.”
For anyone wondering how long St. Patrick’s Day has been around, it seems like a long time ago.
«St. Patrick’s day funny dinosaurs in party hats with beer and lucky 4 leaf clover. Strange watercolor. Weird comic dino set for fun Celtic design.”
“A nice beard can also irritate…” Oh, let’s leave it that way.
“Shaked and happy. Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Hairy man with big eyes celebrates Saint Patrick’s Day. Hipster in leprechaun hat and costume. Irish man with a beard in green.”
green beer? Hopefully this never catches on… 🤮
«Two friends with glasses toast green beer in the pub with free space for your text. Beautiful Oktoberfest and St. Patrick’s Day background. fine grain. soft focus. BAD DUMMY.”
No, frizz doesn’t make it any better either.
«St. Patrick’s Day concept: two mugs of green beer on wooden background.»
A puking cat? Why not?
“Kitten makes rainbows with slogan St. Patrick’s Day.”
Or more appropriate to the subject: a puking goblin.
« Funny cartoon gnome spits rainbows with coins seamless pattern. St Patrick’s Day vector illustration.»
The best thing about this photo is the description from the stock photo database.
Because tooth decay doesn’t stop on holidays, does it?! Or what is this photo supposed to tell us?
«St. Patrick’s day tooth family individual. Smiling Tooth With Faces – Mother Father Son Daughter With Irish Photo Booth Props Shamrock Clover Coin Dentist Family Vector Flat Design Cartoon Illustration.”
Still not sure what to drink?
We all have that one colleague
«Saint Patrick’s Day celebration. A group of friends and the bartender are celebrating. Happy people drink a green beer. Friends are young men and women. People wear green hats. Pub interior.”
Really good Photoshop work. Not.
«St. Patrick’s Day pug puppy dog wearing green leprechaun hat and smoking pipe, holding clover, isolated on white background.”
Paddy’s Day is also becoming more and more modern and can easily keep up with youth.
“A funny cartoon does the well-known dab move.”
What does he see now?
«Bearded man in green St.Patrick costume and glasses with mug of green beer on gray background.»
Almost art. But only almost.
“A colorful Saint Patrick’s Day boot with a rainbow.”
You won’t read a worse and incoherent pun today:
« Happy Saint Patrick’s (patrex pun) day – funny hand drawn doodle, cartoon dino. Good for poster or t-shirt textile graphic design. Vector illustration, drawn by hand. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!”
And here’s our absolute favorite:
«A gray cat with a dog drinks green beer. St Patrick’s Day. White background. Individually.”
… or here with another cat, but with a bird. For any reason.
Identical as above, despite the bird. 🤷♂️🤷♀️
(smile)