I’m glad you’re here and even better that you took the time to read the introduction. Thanks for that. As a reward, that’s it with the text. It starts right away with the best memes of the week.
Okay, only the title photo is left beforehand:
The idea came from:
haha
The cover photo must contain:
car with legs
And this is what the work should be called:
run to
Not in the mood for the best of? Okay, then we’ll go straight to the picdump with the new photos! 🥳
«Coffee lovers. tea lover. Connoisseurs of energy drinks.”
“Would you like some tea?” “No.”
“Anarchy in the UK.”
“Milli Vanilli watches people on TikTok become famous through lip syncing.”
“Eat. Pray. Love.”
“Eat. Sleep. Shit.”
“Do you have any alcohol with you, sir?”
“No, just water!”
“Something tells me there was a roadrunner and a coyote involved somehow.”
“When sheep get away with murder.”
“From the gentleman at the bar.”
“I found him.”
“Let them go. I am whoever you want.”
“So heartwarming! A soldier returns from a three-year deployment and finally meets his two-month-old baby.”
‘Terrible towel. Very scratchy. Does not dry well. 4/10.”
Here we are again.
The picdump would actually be so much funnier…
“If you see a funny meme, but the feed updates and you never see it again:
‘It only exists in my memory now.'”
Only the rich say that anyway…
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“Me with money:”
Anything else would be totally illogical.
With some wisdom, you just can’t disagree.
“Sometimes when you’re crying, no one sees your tears. Sometimes when you’re happy, no one sees your smile. But only fart once…”
It was well worth the money.
“Ewok Costume: $69”
“Chewbacca Costume: $129”
“Disguise yourself to activate the neighbour’s camera: priceless.”
When it’s that one day of the year again.
“Woman: ‘Hurry up while the kids are distracted.'”
“I:”
That’s exactly how it feels and no different!
I only understand org chart…
“What’s an Orgasm?”
“The stuff where you fold paper into a bird or something.”
“No, that’s oregano, mud**”
Appearance says more than 1000 words.
A little mean, but also a little true.
“Scottish Women on TV.”
“Scottish women in films.”
“Scottish women in reality.”
Somehow that makes him even scarier.
“It doesn’t matter how strong and confident you appear on the outside. Some days you just need your pooh bear.”
Can someone start crowdfunding please?
“Please, Hollywood, let this happen.”
“I support that as long as I get to play Prince Eric.”
how naughty are you
He:
You can find out more about it here.
You can’t feel because of a meme.
“When you get out of the pool and the air stays in your swimsuit.”
Known to avoid ice cream in the future.
“Vodka plus ice = destroys the kidney.”
“Ouzo plus ice cream = destroys the liver.”
“Whiskey plus ice = destroys the heart.”
“This ice shit is dangerous.”
Prior knowledge from the dream factory:
“Prior to his Hollywood success as an incredible actor, Peter Dinklage sold guitar picks.”
The best feeling when it works.
“When you put something in your parents’ shopping cart and hope they don’t notice.”
That one “female understander” who was in every class.
«A girl from my class: *smiles at me*»
“I, the next day, wait for her:”
The realization came to me when I was 31.
“When you’re looking for an adult to take care of the situation and you realize you’re the adult.”
Then I buy three!
“Buy one and get a second one for free.”
And a Big Mac menu with extra fries and two chocolate donuts.
“Americans on switching from Coca-Cola Original to Diet Coke:”
¯_(ツ)_/¯
“Eight-Year-Old Haircuts Today.”
“My haircut when I was eight.”
When boomers want to play it cool. Greetings to Kai Pflaume.
“How are you, dear TikTokers?”
So it’s quite impressive.
“This can’t be who I think it is… please.”
How long would he have waited there?😅
“I was vacuuming and forgot to put his step back on the couch. I came in and found him like this.”
Attention, very special humour.
“What kind of work do you do?”
“It’s complicated.”
“So I just said ‘it’s complicated’ and changed the subject.”
“What’s so complicated about that? Sister, what about the pizzas?”
“Come right away, boss.”
Look closely.
More things with a face:
Anyone who has ever seen something like this live in nature knows how beautiful it is.
“Unpublished image of the birth of an electrician (still with the eggshell on his head).”
never trust them!
“Me: ‘Hey, do you need to potty?'”
“Child: ‘No.'”
It’s always something different when it’s your own parent.
“You can be the frontman of Slayer and your teenage daughter will still think you’re weak.”
Welcome to reality.
“If you imagine leaving your parent’s house: *spoiled*”
“The way it really is: food and water ran out 4 days ago.”
In Valais we call this «Saturday afternoon».
“Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk and fights with a cow.”
Where does the voice come from? 🤔
“I wish I had legs.”
“Help me.”
And you never learn from that… 😅
“Me: ‘I don’t want to commit too quickly.'”
“Him: ‘Hey beauty!'”
“I:”
If you suddenly don’t like the movie that much anymore.
“When the horror movie finally ends.”
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