This gigantic penis makes an entire village in French-speaking Switzerland laugh

“Dad, come here, there is a big penis in front of the school.” With these words, which you probably only hear once in your life, the father of a schoolboy was woken up from his siesta on Wednesday afternoon in Daillens (a village between Lausanne and Yverdon). Nevertheless, after some laughter, he decided to see if his son was telling the truth. That’s how he came face to face with a penis reaching into the air.

While posing for the photo next to the snow sculpture (“when I tell my colleagues…”), Daillens’ husband realized that the coldness of the four-foot member’s masculinity – which, by the way, is quite well done – couldn’t hurt. If you look closely, you will see that the testicles have a harmonious shape and that the glans subtly contrasts with the penis. Without a doubt, the opening of the art district in Lausanne has stimulated the creativity of young people in Vaud.

The problem is therefore not the harmonious shape of the phallus, but its location, both in the middle of a street and opposite a primary school.

“Fortunately, it all happened outside of school hours, probably because of teenagers from the village,” said council manager Alberto Mocchi, who Watson contacted about this important matter. The photos were shared throughout the village and there was much laughter.

The municipal manager assures that he has not received any complaints from fellow citizens. Are there actually many children in Daillens? “Yes, we have between 15 and 20 births a year,” replies Mr. Mocchi. “That’s pretty good for a population of 1,000!” If it were really teenagers who were responsible for the image, one can assume that the birth curve is not in danger.

(jcz)