Yes Yes. “Miracle of Birth.” “The most beautiful in the world.” we know we know And yes, bringing a child into the world is probably one of the most impressive things a body can do.
Of course, this achievement also comes with hardships. And how could you bring this closer to people who are not pregnant? Exactly, with memes. Et voila, and here they are:
No wonder it sometimes takes a little longer.
“How I feel when I try to get out of bed in the morning.”
False alarm. Once more.
“Everyone: ‘I think the baby is due today.’
My baby:”
Greetings from pregnancy dementia.
“I have two brains in my body, but I’ve never been this stupid.”
Many wish it were a joke. But it’s not.
“List of Foods Safe to Eat During Pregnancy.”
Does that mean good or bad?
“I texted my 36-week pregnant wife to ask how she was feeling. In response, I got this photo.”
Runs in a continuous loop.
And speaking of Britney and catchy tunes.
“Kick me, baby, one more time.”
Yes, yes, because of «just listen to your body».
“I’m so full. But I’m so hungry.”
A very good argument.
“Yes, please whine about how tired you are today. Is a person growing in you? I thought so. Shut up now!”
That can remain your secret.
“Pissing during pregnancy after insisting that you have to urgently.”
Maybe next time.
“Honey, the baby is kicking… and it stopped.”
“Yes, yes, you are shining with beauty, dear!”
“Get pregnant,” they said. “You will shine,” they said.
The excuse for any behavior.
“The hormones got me…and now I’m the captain.”
And the last day has 289 hours.
“Each month has an average of 30 to 31 days… except for the last month of pregnancy. It has 1435 days.”
Don’t worry, it won’t be that bad.
‘Did they invent a pregnancy test with a curved handle so you don’t get urine on your hand? Listen – if you’re not ready to pee on your hand, you’re definitely not ready for motherhood.”
Pregnancy in one image.
“Tonight I ate pulled pork on ice with hot tequila lime caramel sauce.”
This is unlikely to improve in the years to come.
“I slept well last night, 40 minutes.”
At least it seems that way.
“When people ask how far I’ve come, ‘It’s been 84 years.'”
The trousers for every situation.
“‘What size pants are you wearing?’
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An essential tip for all non-pregnant women.
“Never ask a pregnant woman, ‘Are you going to eat all that?'”
Run, it’s a trick question!
“Oh, you’re tired of waiting for me to go into labor? Is there anything I can do to make it easier for you?”
Luckily it’s only nine months. 😅
« The Five Stages of Pregnancy:
1. Crying
2. Pee
3. Crying because you peed
4. Pee because you cry
5. The toilet is now your home»
To be fair we have to say that many people have it from Monday to Friday without being pregnant.
“When you get out of the shower, sit on the bed and try to get up to get dressed.”
It’s best just never, then you’re safe.
When can you ask a woman if she is pregnant?
no no no no no no no no Maybe.”
“During childbirth, the pain is so severe that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a fever.”
(smile)