“Lionel Rishi” or cat testicles? Here are the weirdest wall calendars for 2023

Everyone loves tradition at the end of the year. Christmas, fondue chinoise, champagne… and Uncle Watson’s curated selection of wall calendars for almost everyone!

Ok, not really for that each Taste, because here rather people prefer who want to treat themselves or a friend to a joke with a wall calendar.

But in themselves wall calendars have something universal, something unifying. Everyone needs something like that: mechanics, office workers, receptionist, dance teacher – you all need something like that on the wall! And maybe – perhaps – one of the following.

The offer would include: charismatic goats…

… or cat testicles:

Yes, we are in the infinite universe of bizarre wall calendars with animals. Here’s a classic: stoned cats!

Or… sarcastic cats!

And:

OK, what exactly should that be? “Dog people”?
foreign
Rather away from the animal, towards humans,…

… which also belongs to it foreign it is, apparently.

Yes. Even.

Here are a few classics that are well on offer every year: the carp calendar, …

… the best mullet hairstyles in the world …

… and the one who cannot be killed GIRLS’N’GUNS-Calendar for idiots Gun Freaks.

The Swiss counterpart would be the annual farmer’s calendar, …

… but – let’s face it – is pretty boring. There’s the Irish version – albeit just as domestic – but a lot funnier:

“100% pure Irish beef”, anyone? 😂

Here’s something for people with very all specific preferences: the thigh calendar for rugby players!

rugby player. Thigh. Calendar. Aaaold Swede! Yes, yes, you know how the rabbit … stop! What do we have here? A Danish proverb calendar!

So and now something sweet:

And here’s something useful:

And never forget:

Never. Give up!

In this sense:

(obi)