The sex championships are underway in Spain – the highlight was the comments section

The 16 disciplines were explained in detail in the report on the sex championships. For some of you this was a bit too complicated, others came up with other possible disciplines, such as:

Individual sprint

fencing

Breast massage for ladies

Shot put and pole vault

Sack racing

Ouch… But yes, braided salad, preferably the old-fashioned version for your child’s birthday.

Squadron

Washing dishes, sowing, mowing the lawn

Seriously, watching people clean is more satisfying than watching porn.

It seems unclear what happens in the event of a draw. User Saga99 asks:

PVJ has the answer:

But required field means:

Don’t despair, with Team Eberhofer-Birkenberger we already have a VAR that can intervene if a decision is controversial:

As sex athlete Jax Sweller admits in the latest article: it is above all difficult for men to get an erection in front of many people. In this regard, dog owner Leno’s question is completely justified:

Outdoorch has insider knowledge:

Yes, according to the Swedish Sex Federation, that will be the case. Your friend will surely find the link himself, dear fczzsc.

Is it a sport or not?

Not official, sorry, Agakami. But if you turn on Tennis and close your eyes, Walfisch says it’s almost the same:

Some commentators have already spoken:

What about Hans Jucker?

For example:

Or:

With live broadcasts with such top presenters, it won’t be long before the betting shops smell good business:

Not yet. But we already have one participant:

Jimmy Stacy has apparently participated before:

Some are already thinking ahead and practicing the sport at Olympic level:

Despite a lively exchange in the comments section, some questions still remain unanswered. For example, regarding the number of members of the Swedish Sex Federation:

And: who exactly loses here?

Questions about questions:

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