Cold fingers? Here are 14 absurd pairs of gloves you’ll never leave behind

Let’s not even try to sugarcoat it: it’s cold outside. Cold ass. Not only are there currently freezing temperatures throughout Switzerland, the wind and wind chill make January feel much colder than it already is.

Here are a few more and less serious gloves that we would highly (baddumm-tss!) recommend to you.

Let’s start with gloves that don’t hide anything.

^{Cold as hell.}

Underpants for your hands! Brilliant!

These garden gloves can also be used as a winter accessory.

But we actually like the product name most of all. And the manufacturer of course.

Don’t feel like seeing your colleagues? We would recommend these things to you.

Definitely recommended for fans of “Pan’s Labyrinth”.

Want to show your gang how much they mean to you? Buy these gloves for all your Amigas and Amigos!

With magnetic hands. Aren’t they magical?!

If you only hang out with your partner, you can also use this.

Don’t have time for a manicure anymore? Then these gloves are perfect!

Aww, pandas are playing! Sweet!

Presumably a hedgehog. Of course we see an otter.

These gloves somehow only make sense if you want to walk around blindly all day.

Best hand warmers ever! And because it’s a whole set, you won’t feel cold anymore.

OMG, OMG! Piano gloves! Imagine the happy faces on the train when you play something for them during the journey!

This is how the gloves work according to the manufacturer: Just put on the gloves. Use your finger to touch any surface. The music is played by touch and works like a piano.

O! M! G!

But at the end of the day, we all want the beer gloves.

Or this one. After all, it doesn’t get any better than that.

(sim)

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